unless it's like... a meme or something

Anyway I think my cold is finally kind of letting up. I know it's only been a couple of days but time fucking drags when you can't breathe, y'feel?

And also I just keep learning/relearning/remembering that greek yogurt is terrible when you don't have shit mixed in there

It's so good for you

but it tastes so garbage

which is why chobani flips are a life saver

I'm watching this body painting show and the hostess is rebecca romijn and one of the judges is rupaul

also I hate to say it because it makes me a predetory lesbian, but all the models have like... the most A+ boobs?????

They're all just kinda little and perfect and perky and I just... are you in your mid twenties??? How is this possible??

Then I realize that when boobs are little, they're not just like.. 4 and a half pounds each of fat sacks hanging off your chest all day every day and the skin can kinda just... hold em up better

instead of giving up the good fight like my skin had long, long ago

and this got ... weird. maybe this is why i don't make catchall thought plurks

Dude RuPaul's a bitch, I love it

omfg this one guy is so mad he didn't win, it's so funny

like... the winner went backstage and he's just sitting there salty af like "I thought maybe it was gonna be more about quality of work"

"If I wanna win, I have to be unique" "When I think centerpiece in mexico, I think sugar skull."
Well fucking pick one

Nothing against sugar skulls but like... Mexico has other stuff

Oh my god sugar skull won and the other guy WAS SO MAD AGAIN this is so fucking funny i love it

o h m y g o d

They had a challenge that was a camouflage challenge and this girl spelled this word wrong on the bottles and like.. .you can't tell at a glance anyway and she gets up there and starts like...

"EVERYTHING That could go wrong went wrong and iVE BEEN IN SPECIAL ED SO LIKE I CAN'T SPELL" and she's crying and I just like.... honey... . calm your shit please...??????

she is bawling

okay this next guy is even more of a mess so i guess whatever

"THIS ISN'T MY KIND OF PAINTING AND I CAN'T DO THAT IN THIS TIME FRAME" ummm... okay so you're getting eliminated??? this is a gd competition

Ohhhh my god salty guy is back, bless

he's such an arrogant cocksucker

I mean... at the very least, he's got a very good skill set to back it up. He's not creative at all but his technical skills are damn good and I'm salty about it

mostly because I want him gone

he didn't win again, and again he is the saltiest fuck

Maybe I don't want him gone, this is prime comedy

holy shit how do they manage to fit this guy's head onto the screen

... The only thing I'm getting out of this show is a deep fear for rebecca romijn. . . .

that and I think i'm in love with rupaul someone please help me

Every time this guy doesn't win he gets so salty, you can just see it in his face lawd halp

Holy shit this woman is so hungry for validation

almost as hungry as she is for cheesesteaks

being overweight myself, I probably should not make those kindsa jokes

She's just whining because she has a shaven head so she painted the back of her head for the mini challenge and she thought that was gonna be so goddamn impressive that she'd win

so they got back after the challenge and she was like "OK raise your hand if you were surprised at the stuff on the back of my head" and everyone just...

I could feel how awkward it was through the screen

I have nothing to add but the fact that your commentary is A+

thank you uwu
I think I just need a place to word vomit today and this show is some prime material tbh

oh my god people called her out for throwing a pity party and she went upstairs to scream while hitting one of those hanging punching bags it's mildly terrifying she is sobbing someone help me lawd

Greek yogurt needs to be flavored or it can gtfo

+1

The flips give you flavored yogurt PLUS yummy mix ins so like... A+ imo best greek yogurt possible

The one I ate this morning was apple pie. It was like... apple cinnamon yogurt with pie crust pieces and cinnamon glazed walnuts or something it was just really yummy

ooooh that sounds really good

It was ;w; by greek yogurt standards i mean

I'd rather have a piece of apple pie but like... pretty good still

Also? Holy shit this woman I was talking about who was throwing herself a pity party? She's a goddamn ticking time bomb and I am terrified of her

i mean, i guess i get it with a name like "mythica" but honey please

have some control over your emotions

Mythica

what

She went home, thank god. Her presence was making me physically uncomfortable

Not because of who she is as a person

just because, like i said, she was a ticking fucking time bomb

she was gonna shriek and explode everything I think

y u p

t a k e c o v e r

Mythical creature challenge. This team already looses because they're concept revives around the concept that pegasi have horns

...

why not wings or something

They eventually changed it into a unicorn. with wings. So like.. they got there a little

a little