we're hitting the ground running folks I'M HOLLERING FOR A YEAR

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

also laughing that the one thats DEEPLY INEDIBLE is the one who's about to be boiled for lunch

asriel: at least my lack of a corpse will be one final fuck you

rip in pepperonis

I mean, dust is kind of like salt, right?

asriel is definitely a salty boy

Only the finest Ebbot-mined .

someone save this child

its cool its cool This Is Fine!!!! he has a foolproof strategy for dealing with life-or-death encounters on the surface:

step 1) do nothing
step 2) die.

wow

how dare

its foolproof

someone save this child from themself

instructions unclear, got flower caught in ceiling fan