okay i gotta sit on down and tag it out 
chara > shep i'm doin shit waaaay outta order bear with me folks
chara > frisk/asriel he's not getting left out of Sweater Town
they're so cute
they thought they only got to keep the weapons!!!!
asriel > drifter tag-in
the lifeafter situation is still Monkey Chaos but i want that drifter cr bad
THEY SCHUT
HOPE U DONT MIND GUNS AS!!!!
ha ha guns who minds guns ha ha they didnt have any guns in 201X
just reuses this tag plurk because i did so little yesterday lol
chara > souji two fuckign years of cr that's been incredibly patient and good for them and they're still like "SHIT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE FEELINGS WHAT IS THIS SJW BULLSHIT"
lol chara hacked so hard they can recite things frisk thought before chara even show
ssshhhh if frisk gets to know stuff from the no mercy ending and flowey's post-pacifist speech chara gets to be a shitlord
asriel > chip tag-in
chara > sans * You wait for one last judgment.
holy fucking hell eviscerate me with that thread
my inbox is going hard as hell lately
i'm gutted
i'm dead
/flops around on the floor
COMPLETE AND UTTER SAME
OH GOD THIS THREAD HAS ME IN TEARS
Me: haha what's going on with Sans and Chara?
NOTHING
NOTHING IS OKAY
Me, reads the thread, tears streaming down my face: wow...... this Hurts
i'm murdered
Bill wurtz voice: sickness as usual
godddd
whoops forgot to put some asriel tags in here but did some for drifter and chip
hey snap this is just out of the blue but uh you're fuckin awesome ok
what
is true!
everyone love this snap 
cherish this snap
They are an excellent Snap indeed.
RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love this snap??
yall come here and Slander me like this. imagine. gosh. how dare. shucks
www.divephotoguide.com/i... kiss dis snap
HOLLERS
alex isnt looking post Sentiment
i'm STILL not over that shep thread god
this is like the most chara-significant thing
weeps so much she's so good
they're so sure the world threw them away and then she puts them in the heavens with orpheus
like the exact idea of "you only truly die when nobody says your name anymore" twists them so hard because guessssss what happened
asriel > chip this is all just a "game"
question! do you want Chara to save Metta from the banshee or the shapeshifter?
i'm game for whichever one you think is most Thematically Appropriate
(but also shapeshifters are fun because ha ha chara knows a lot about Unreality and Are You Really The Real You ESPECIALLY IN RELATION TO OCTOBER HA HA HA)
OH GOD THAT'S RIGHT... OCTOBER....
god these are both such good options
ha ha good old october ha ha chara still isn't completely sure they're A Real Person at all and that the real chara isn't still inside of frisk somewhere ha ha
because there's the unreality and all that Fuck Shit and then there's the whole bit with Chara looking out for Mettaton in terms of the emotional weakness since they know that shit... fuck
CHARA, BABY, NO,,,,
(ha ha it's fine talking about it would be creepy they're the only one who sees a problem here so they're fine)
god yes they're both so good though
CHARA!!! PLEASE!!!! TALK TO SOMEONE!!!!
chara is 3000% ready to look out for metta's back man there's NO WAY he's not feeling super alone right now and they're also Quite Certain mirrorton will be looking to exploit that
ha ha why would they ever do that everyone else is Over It by now
>(!!!!
EVERYONE ELSE IS NOT TALKING ABOUT IT CAUSE WHAT'S TO TALK ABOUT H A H A
I'm gonna do a coin toss, heads for banshee, tails for shapeshifter
HEADS IT IS time for some good old Screaming
BOY HOWDYYYYY
also I just realized. haha. heads. that's the main thing that's gonna get damaged here Ha Ha
chara, just having a month-long panic attack through all of Halloween Season
Someone get them a warm blanket and some tea Stat
mettaton: can't you hear the screaming????
chara: every single day my screaming is without end
chara: every single day my screaming is without end
kduhtsloiuthosrys
theyre gonna take solace in the face metta doesn't keep his soul in his head but PLEASE METTA
HITTING YOURSELF DOESNT HELP
LMAO EVERYONE BRACED FOR OCTOBER TO SHIT FUCK THEM OVER
ok but consider: this wall. right here? it's good for hitting
DON'T DO A HIT
i'm still deeply considering chara straight up just making a network post like "hey what if we cancel halloween this year"
what's even better is that Mettaton will already be partially damaged up to this point since he's making his way down the tower
so he'll already have hit a few things along the way
METTA NO
chara, screaming and putting bandaids on a robot:
Mettaton, bolts and oil coming out of his body: chara don't look at me, my hair is a mess, it's awful
chara, dissociating: nah its totally punk rock
they're both gonna collapse into the entrance area and just. die for a bit, it's fine
this is fine everything is fine
chara will legit carry an entire metal six foot ass grown ass man all the way to a safe zone don't think they won't
chara, dragging mettaton out of Hell: ha ha i'm way too short for this you better show me how to walk in heels sometime
Mettaton, coughing up some knuts and bolts: oh absolutely darling, we'll find you some heels that are both comfortable and deadly
chara and metta, coping with absolute horror through facetious lighthearted quips, As They Do: ha ha sick i want literal stilettos
asriel > drifter thanks asriel thats a big help
hey snap
p e n
come. join me on the floor
im underneath it
in the ground
lying in my grave, because im dead
okay but same
chara > sans i had to hit this while i was still dying and dead
FUCK ME
I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP AND THEN YOU DO THIS 
i blame pen and also the sword she came into my house and murdered me with
nO
hey i'm dying i'm fucking deceased
HARD SAME
fires this off before i lose all textual coherency for the night
idk if you're still awake but when you return you will find me lying here, dead