"My gloves are the same softness as my breasts!"

Okay, Yoruichi. Okay.

And then everyone was surprised that Urahara is behind it all? really?

Geez, Yoruichi.

Apparently it worked though, and threw Ichigo off his game enough for her to beat him with her breast-soft gloves?

I never really thought gloves were all that soft.

Maybe Yoruichi has tough titties.

That's what I'm thinking. She's centuries old.

breast-soft gloves...

Maybe Urahara does some sort of Urahara magic on them to make them forget all the shit he's to blame for.

It's why no one remembers the tentacle rape watermelon monsters.

Or was that Kurotsuchi?

And the fact that he created the Hy... hyo... the bullshit ball that started basically every event ever

Hyouga?

Something.

Hyougetsu.

Hyogoku

Yeah, bullshit ball.

That.

Hōgyoku, the wiki says. I was so close.

I was in a game with someone once who called it the Hoagie, and that seemed like a good compromise.

I second this.