(being an adult means you can blow a twenty on a toy the size of your torso whenever you want to)

nice!!

i feel Justified in this purchase because i know that turtel actually likes burrowing under tort plushes when she's out having a floor romp more than blanket forts or towels

plushes good and turts good so plush turt is best good

aaaaa how nice ;0;

(and i would much rather her I'm Very Safe And Stealthy go-to spot be under a light little toy than The Entire Sofa)

that would...be much better, yes

it's win/win i don't have to move furniture and also i have soft things the size of serving platters

omg I also have a turtle plush....

His name is Donatello and I love him

but now I want another...to name it after you...

GASPS SOFTLY

there is absolutely no such thing as too many turtle plushes tbh

they're just naturally perfectly pillow-shaped they are the ultimate in Soft Toy

THEY ARE AND IT'S SO SOFT LIKE

THE FABRIC IS SO SOFT???

AND HE'S SO SQUISHY AND GOOD AND FUN TO HUG

further evidence that turtles are, in fact, the ultimate lifeform

sorry tags i'm gonna watch bad reality tv on the retsustream tonite

/smooches

when I pick up ultra moon I'm gonna buy a turtle plush as well. I have decided

two good choices that are even better together

Does your new plush friend have a name? : D

nah, i'm not really in the habit of naming them

but also like. i call my actual living literal turtle... turtel.... so that says a lot about my turt naming skills

does shelby know that i love her

Excuse you, Turtel is an excellent name for a turtle.

i asked her and she tried to bite the tank glass so i'm guessing that's a yes