a turtle
8 years ago
what do i have in common with my characters
latest #56
a turtle
8 years ago
this is a dangerous meme when your entire roster is Terrible People
AI Malfunction
8 years ago
you're a lizard person, right?
Echo
8 years ago
Green.
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a turtle
8 years ago
definitely Probably Reptilian
Echo
8 years ago
...Like, I know that sounds like a joke answer, but I legitimately mentally associate 'Chara's shirt green' and 'Snap's username green' in my mind.
a turtle
8 years ago
my favourite colour is green so i'll allow it
a turtle
8 years ago
thubms up
a turtle
8 years ago
duck bastard
8 years ago
is precious and good to my soul
duck bastard
8 years ago
also a horrible goblin
duck bastard
8 years ago
these are not mutually exclusive
a turtle
8 years ago
definitely definitely MAXIMUM GOBLIN
duck bastard
8 years ago
I N C R E A S E G O B L I N
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
Chara is NB and you are NB? It seems like the most blatantly obvious thing BUT NOBODY SAID IT YET.
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
Also: Lizardz.
a turtle
8 years ago
both very true
a turtle
8 years ago
undertale was my Gateway Representation to "hey that's a thing you can be you know" so it's extra tru
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
Man I have gotten into Academic Conversations about Singular-They in classes before
a turtle
8 years ago
you do me a Proud, friend
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
My discussion to my own classes is usually
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
"I am fine with you using singular-they, but you can't be sure everyone will be"
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
"So, in academic writing for me, it's cool. Go for it."
a turtle
8 years ago
whomst the fuck isn't going to let you use singular they
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
YOU'D BE SURPRISED
a turtle
8 years ago
disappointed but not surprised: the they/them experience
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
I had to defend it in a 400-level grammar class. There were a surprising number of English-major types who were like "use he/she or she or he"
a turtle
8 years ago
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
And my response was "No, you'd never say that. It sounds bad. You sound bad. If you don't know the gender, just use they."
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
"IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR JANE AUSTEN IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME."
a turtle
8 years ago
why are we still in this Hellhole
Echo
8 years ago
ENGLISH IS AN EVOLVING LANGUAGE AND THE SINGULAR THEY FILLS A MUCH-NEEDED FUNCTION DAMMIT.
Echo
8 years ago
JUST MAKE IT OFFICIAL AND BE DONE WITH IT.
a turtle
8 years ago
singular they isn't even a New Evolution THIS HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE THE 1700S
a turtle
8 years ago
it's literally in the dictionary as a singular thing now
a turtle
8 years ago
It's Official Already
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
All I can tell you is
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
My dissertation contains no uses of Singular They because
xaris
8 years ago
being like family
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
It wasn't okay for my panel.
a turtle
8 years ago
why are people like this
xaris
8 years ago
except. a much, much better family than what i'm used to lmao
a turtle
8 years ago
bbbbbb
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
When it happens in my dissertation it's always things like "when readers of the novel encounter the it-narrative, they..."
xaris
8 years ago
also probably throwing ketchup thru someone's window
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
Pluralize it, nobody cares.
a turtle
8 years ago
ketchup is my legacy now
нalғ-dooмed.
8 years ago
the singular they has been in use since fuckin chaucer they have no argument
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
You have 18th century prescriptive grammarians to thank for it.
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
People who went around forcing English to fit into a Latin-based grammar. The problem being, English has Germanic Roots. It's not a romance language.
нalғ-dooмed.
8 years ago
english has so many layers it's like a multi-background mashup
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
Hi, welcome to things I have to know because of what my field of study is.
нalғ-dooмed.
8 years ago
every so often changes were straight up effected by great kings or lords or some such were like "no, i want something done like this and changes were made for no other reason"
нalғ-dooмed.
8 years ago
do not apply logic to the english language, it has always defied logic
Dr. BeardoPuff
8 years ago
Old High German meets Old Norse meets Middle French meets 700 years.
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