I mean, if Snowe weren't already dating Xiri, Iwa'd probably write something along the lines of "He's nice and really easy to get along with! Snowe might look kind of frail, but he tries really hard and is stronger than he looks!"

how does being a sword and writing dating profiles

ITS PERFECT, IWA

snowe would be so flattered tbh

Ris, for Snowe: "I'm cute and sweet and actually legitimately a prince, if that's what you're into. My name may sound cold, but I'm not. Message me if you" and then Snowe makes her stop

omfg

lmao

i love it

snowe is so embarrassed

gotta troll the bestie. muy importante

I MEAN, SAME

xiri writes "I'M TAKEN FUCK OFF" and like 5000 middle finger kaomojis

thx xiri

thx xiri

volgin for jokes writes snakes like he's a puppy up for adoption. "i might shed a little bit and look grumpy, but i'm really affectionate once i get used to you! all it takes is a good belly rub and I'll be your friend forever."

oh my god i choked

Elliot for Ornstein: "Tall, strong, dragon-slaying knight by day, gentleman by (-k-)night. I'm maybe a bit too serious for my own good, so I'm looking for someone lighter-hearted to balance me out. Fellow tall person is a must. I'll treat you like my armor.

The armor is gold"

oh my god

(he's helping)

im grinning irl i love this

I'm so glad

it's too bad machias tends to mind his own business with that kind of stuff. :c

but he'd certainly help edit it if snowe asked, which means he'd be aggressively nixing the parts that just sound cheesy/terrible.

machias is very helpful and he is appreciated