I always think about joining in but then I start thinking I'll answer something about some benign retail job I worked in high school and somebody will be like "I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU LIVE AND ALSO THIS ONE REALLY EMBARRASSING THING YOU DID SIX YEARS AGO"

hey i have an important question how are u so precious

also birth!!

dark magicks

hap birth ilu

you aren't obligated to share anything you don't want to

also what is ur favorite turt feature

EVERY????

CAKE. Happy birthday!!!

their cute little :3 beaks their snooters how my turtel's eyes have beautiful stripes through them their little paws the way they sprawl out all splappy footed and comfy how cute they are when they eat when they yawn when they just bulldoze through everything obliviously

Here is a question! What is your favorite, top top favorite part about turtles?

how big and goofy turtel's back feet are how soft and delicate her front paws are how land torts just have big squishy cylinder feets

god how can I pick just one

I thiiiink it would have to be their Chill Factor

they stumbled into peak form in the age of dinosaurs and have barely changed since. some species actually might do curiosity and play behaviour. they're not pack animals but they'll share the best basking spots without a problem

they just live a complete existence at their own pace for like a century at their own happy little tempo

also the really giant ones like neckrubs and if that degree of trust and comfort in a creature who hasn't evolved to be a social creature isn't the raddest shit then I dunno what is

if you had an amphibian what kind would it be

realistically: I would trade it for a reptile one semiaquatic creature is sufficient Aquarium Work for me

fun answer: HELLBENDER

What's the most fun thing you've ever knitted, either in terms of 'how much you enjoyed making it' or 'how much you liked the end result'?

I really like doing hats bc they're quick and it's so easy to get into that "do stockinette for six years on autopilot" mode

happy cake!

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