emotionally unstable adult in love with tree

ok but now onto oc otp descriptions

"Worst people alive find love"

I wonder who that could be

[it's a mystery plays]

"bankrupt musician in relationship with furry"

*"chaotic evil makes a match with a talking mullet"

*"Two gays become the gayest when with each other. It's adorable."

This is becoming less about otps and just about ships in general