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We don’t know......

Just know.....blue skin

what's the headcanon z

is that fur or scales or down or Naked Mole Rat Flesh

are there humans in that world are they a blue human

does the hyper light drifter have nipples

guardian, dying: ha ha no nip steve

see i immediately jumped to nips but i thought better of asking

the hyper light drifter sweats milk like an echidna

I hate this!!!!!! Thanks!!!!!!

Look all we know is that people are fantasy racist against blue skinned folk

because they don't have nipples right

I DON'T KNOW, SNAP

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SPECIFICALLY ABOUT NIPPLES

DON'T @ ME ABOUT THIS

RESPOND COWARD

SJDKLFSD

i DON'T SPEND TIME THINKING ABOUT THE DRIFTER'S NIPPLES

the drifter species doesn't have nipples they just get soda stream CO2 dispensers installed

h m

i should have stayed gone

and miss out on the concept of fizzy carbonated soda on demand??

you say "man, I really want some soda!" a drifter, nearby, hears and begins to unbutton their shirt "I can help you with that!!!!"

it's only polite to offer, after all

off in the distance you hear it

a rustle in the undergrowth, a shift in the wind

the PSSSSHHHHHTTTT of co2

they emerge, a tall frosty mug of root beer in hand

“i DON'T SPEND TIME THINKING ABOUT THE DRIFTER'S NIPPLES” implying that there ARE, IN FACT, nipples to think about??????? arrpee ?????

Confirmed

C O N F I R M E D

checkmate athiests

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

I will never leave

it's okay zero i won't kinkshame your blue nipples

they seem related to dirks i think? which maybe have fur. it is a mystery