because I have sudden pangs of missing my boy with the dumbest education

but first sandra because she's easy. no real education. she went to assassin school which is for assassins.

ie trained under the Sisters of the Arch for kids who wanna kill good and do nothing else

and then she got trapped in a ball which is tied to a book and she somehow learned to Read a little

and literacy is W I L D in this universe. You’re a fuckin’ witch if u can read a book. but doesn’t matter. now she’s blind and in a ball and she trained herself how to do sacred Rites for 800 years.

anyway, the other one

Sigma was a grad student for WHO FUCKING KNOWS thanks uchikoshi but I’ve always gone off some sort of Generic Science because I’m allergic to being decisive, but I think I’ve always leaned towards something computer science/engineering through college

because sometimes I think physics and then I remember that time he was like What is Schrödinger’s Cat

sometimes I hope it’s just Zero escape protagonist syndrome

with school in general I think he’s always been one of those people that picks things up really quick and dicks around all week and studies the night before the test and gets an A....

like the kind of person you want to fail... but they never do..... and they’re extremely frustrating

at least in school he fails so much everywhere else

but anyway I give him credit in the learning department only because he goes on to. teach himself quantum mechanics/robotics/programming and AI shit/genetic engineering/still had time to read up way too much on termites for some reason

like the shitty Anime he is

learning is his only real talent

sigma the worst physics student

you’ll never see him applying anything out of an academic/work setting though apparently he loses 90% of his intelligence in casual conversation

he’s the worst

he's the worst and the worst physics student but also i miss that terrible man

good meme

I miss him too

there’s also an Archer quote that I think sums up his entire useful intelligence to unnecessary shit ratio that’s like

“What’s your blood type?” “Who do I look like, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?” “You know that but not your own blood type?????”

that’s basically his application process of all knowledge

but I feel like that’s Zero escape standard

I wish my phone would stop capitalizing Zero

lmao i like it