the caveats:
- I don't really want to DM because I have no experience whatsoever and I WANNA PLAY A TORTLE. I can do it, but if anyone is willing to DM I'd Love You
- keeping the party to maybe like 4-5 folks at mosssst just because it'll get to be a lot of cat-herding trying to get everyone online at the same time

- I can share PDFs of the handbook, the monster manual, a neat editable character sheet, and one or two short Babbys First Quest type free scenarios i googled up lol

A TORTLE.....

i had no idea there were turtles in d&d

ME NEITHER UNTIL LIKE YESTERDAY

(at which point i immediately found a character sheet and cobbled one together lmao)

D&D JUST HAVE EVERYTHING, DON'T IT gosh

D&D: You Can Be a Dragon, We Don't Give A Shit

I WOULD LOVE.......TBH.......

Dragons & Dreams more than dungeons, tbh

i played d&d exactly one and it wasn't really me playing it, it was me filling in for someone else's wizard character

but it was still so great

it's a lotta fun and i'd Lomve learning the ropes with you

I'm totally willing to do a lot of the Initial Setup Work, too! I can put the server together (and slap in a bot to do dice rolls) and help yall with rolling characters because I just fumbled through the process like a day ago lol

(i mean the last time i contemplated playing d&d i asked if i could be a skeleton pretending to be a human and got shot down so maybe not all dreams)

(THATS WEAK bring in the skellington)

TheBirdsAndBees that'd be rad my dude. I do have one really short and understandable premade dungeon/scenario/whatever

i'll accept the presence of the skeleton only if i get to suck the skeleton's toes

blocked

banish evil

turn undead

don't kinkshame zero or the skeleton

make me the DM and nothing can stop me from kinkshaming, ill be God

wowowow

D&D: The Ampersand Stands For Ace

dragons, aces, dungeons seems legit as hell tbh

Dungeons and Ace Dragons

its me, im the ace dragon

oh my god pleaseeeeee

i'm a vet but not in DMing sadly, but I'd love to join!!!

i thought you were a tortle gosh

also I have a copy of [Inster Some FUck's Name Here]'s Guide to Everything, which has a fuckton more options for character builds and feats and shit

tortles can be dragons too

- big
- scales
- will destroy your shit if they sit on you

yeah, smaller groups are easier to wrangle

YE

the whole thing with it being online might make scheduling a biiiit easier but the more people, the more timezones to wrassle, alas

ok i will concede that turtles and dragons could be one and the same

i'm honestly so thrilled just because tortles are normal sized but weight 500 God Damn Pounds

an app u say

ah man I've been kinda wanting to join a D&D game...

that's a big ass tortle

highly relevant question: could i play a Fucking Centaur

...not a centaur that fucks people, i want to make that very clear

hadksjlhfsakj

BEFORE ANY JOKES GET THROWN AROUND DLSKJFL:KAJF:ASD

a h

LynxGriffin You Could Do It YOU HAVE THIS POWER

look

know you assholes

*I know

i mean i was like five seconds from saying "you can't suck a centaur's toes" but that was better

Casey: That'll depend on who DMs, but I personally have no objections to centaurs of the non-fucking variety

noice

i'll have to bug my usual DM to find what stats we came up with for it

where's angel i need pictures of the horse fucking simulator

GOD

but anyways if y'all want a non-sexual skelefucker around I WOULD LOVE TO JOIN

if there's like an Official Entry Thing on them then just link it to the DM or whoever. if there isn't then I guess pick a reasonably close Official Playable Race or whatever to use for stats etc

b/c i haven't played d&d but i wanna Live My Dreams

Z I'M VERY AFRAID OF WHAT HORSEFUCKER SIMULATOR ENTAILS

THAT SHIT CAME UP OVER IN LC a character for Dunked On by the main NPC and is now a horrible skinny horse with his own dumb human head on for a week or so

s u c c

ahh sorry, the thing I've been doing isn't D&D related, it's for a different system

Imgur: The magic of the Internet

im banning everyone in this plurk

oh

https://www.plurk.com/s/... here's my plurk on it, it's cursed and feel free to submit it to satan

thanks i hate it

here something not eye-ball searing

OKAY EVERYONE INTERESTED: oh hey neat here's a discord invite

I love gaming and am actually interested in doing a video series on How To Get Into Roleplaying or something like that, so I am interested and willing to help new folks ease their way in.

A RUMPUS ZONE......

Be sure to check the pins for the rooms lmao. I'm a bit new to finagling a discord server, but I've set them with links to the Necessary Playerbooks and Sheets and How To Use the Dice Bot

I COULD

I'd be up for it

aight yall: Birb has agreed to DM! We're going to limit the party to maybe 4-5 people, but we'll be prioritizing people who are also new to the game, if you all don't mind

(it's currently me, casey, dragon, and nick in the server, but casey and dragon are experienced players, and willing to step back! (bless them both))

if there's enough interest to form two groups, then I'm also totally game for another group organizing themselves and using the server

discord link has been added to the OP - if you've got any interest, feel free to join just to grab the Handbook and see how the bot works and etc

or if that's too cluttered then just share the pdfs and shit and let someone else set up a server for that group lol

Oh god this sounds fun

will smith poses at the discord

im really late but if u still have space im Always in...

i bring a large amount of dnd experience with me

There's only a handful of us in the discord right now COME HOP IN

I really wanna try D&D, but my computer hates Discord and I don't think I'd be able to make it work. Maybe someday, though...

alas, discord

i'm sure there's probably apps and other stuff that more experienced people than me prefer to use but lmao i don't know shit about d&d yet

Roll20: Online virtual tabletop for pen and paper RPGs and board ... is the most common one.

IM AT... ANOTHER DND CAMPAIGN LMFAO if you wanna hit me w an invite im on my phone

i was gonna say I dont Gotta but im here if u need Fuckin Help

invite link is hereeee

awwww i usually dm for my group and id love to dm for you guys, but itd be at a super awkward time cuz timezones yay hahaha

oh you already have one lol have fun guyssss!

I want to be in this for sure but I’m at work rn

If there’s any room at all!

I think we're gonna split off into two groups, so I'd say there's room!

(heads up for those not in the discord: we may just be doing some sort of unconnected short quests/scenarios, rather than divine into a full-on campaign right off the bat, on account of how much New Kid is in here)

gotta whet the babies teefs

and also get a feel for how this shit will work lmao