Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
　　噢，疼痛是美麗的代價嗎？蛋頭太太。

Does a new face come with a warranty?
　　新的臉可有保固期？

Will a pretty face make it better?
　　擁有美麗的臉蛋能夠讓未來更美好嗎？

Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
　　噢，蛋頭先生請告訴我。

How did you afford her surgery?
　　你是如何負擔起這昂貴的手術？

Do you swear you'll stay forever
　　你能發誓你會永遠愛她嗎？

Even if her face don't stay together
　　即便她的臉已經分崩離析。

Even if her face don't stay together
　　即便她的臉已經分崩離析。