except for victor who is gay as hell

i don't begrudge other people their bi victor nikiforov headcanons (apparently this is an issue of some contention in fandom????) but he's gay. sorry

as for thirst levels . . . i'm bad at thirst levels but it's like

As someone who has just seen some of YOI, he's gay

victor >>>> terezi >>> jay

Lizadow: he's Extremely Gay

anyway victor didn't literally fly to japan to get his dick wet (there were other reasons!!) but he's still The Thirstiest

terezi has medium levels of thirst normally but she's in a place where she's kind of Not About Romance at the moment

jay gets uncomfortable when you mention sex