[mysterious chronic illness time] wow you know what super duper helps me just feel absolutely fantastic???? My period. Oh wait no it does the opposite of that.
Cool gr8 wonderful
Ugh 
/gently pets
Can I just saw off the entire bottom half of my body kthx
bodies are awful, I'm sorry :c
But I like all the halves of you
But do I really need legs
They’re convenient for walking
I could get prosthetics