Been on since 10 am. One seizure, three drunks, one drunk with a major facial laceration who kept spitting/spraying blood all over everyone because he was FINE DAMMIT and the guy who hit him was a total pussy, which he insisted that we know

Then the crazy lady off her meds who basically came in with a cop SITTING on her to restrain her and when we stripped her clothes, like 6 hypodermic needles fell out of her bra and she kept trying to spit and bite everyone even after being tied down and sedated

Then the MVA, which was actually nice, because it was just a guy who dropped his bike and scraped his ankle and he was super pleasant and apologetic

Two hours left on shift. God help us all.

And my shift ends before the bars even close. OY.

So, uh maybe no tags tonight because I am already beat. X_x

oh my god dude

yikeesss

w o w

OH WAIT I didn't even tell you about the mass casualty CO poisoning we got mutual-aided to. PSA: Don't move your outdoor barbecue into the basement and then grill in your basement. People will (nearly) die.

omg

that is horrible wow

..... w o w, folks. W o w.