Oh shit, no. It's actual bead cross stitch. So like, weeks then?

Or for the Catholics Still looks like a harlequin romance. Or some sort of tabloid story "'NOT A VIRGIN BIRTH!' The TRUE story of the Annunciation - Gabriel tells all in this EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!"

And there we go, can anything top this one?

I guess He gets a shoulder lamb instead of a shoulder angel?

... does Jesus have Yaoi hands here?

That one kid that's resting against his chest like, yesssss, Jesus loves me.

I think maybe Jesus loves the kid with his head in his lap a little more, kiddo.

This one. It looks like some kind of magician's set up. "See now how I have put an ordinary loaf of bread 'neath this sheet! And now, with the magic words, the bread has become a baby!"

Tadaaa.

The other elephants in the back be all like "fuck that guy, fuck that guy so hard. He's such bullshit. He's gonna get us poached so goddamn hard."

In the thumbnail off the elephant page, I thought there was mounting in this one

The browns just start to blur together.

It sure does look like the beginning of some moosh-naughtiness.

In the thumbnail