I thought I remembered Unsolved Mysteries being more about crimes.

Which I know must not be true after your plurk about segments on going after buried treasure and stuff, but this seems even more off base from my memory.

Mostly crimes, missing family members, conspiracy, but every so often they do shit about psychics, spooky ghosts, spooky aliens

spooky alien ghosts

this one was about an alternative healing method called "T-touch" or some junk lik that but it boiled down to basically a massage and the lady was showing it off on animals like the whale who played free willy and some tigers

and everyone was all mystified "holy shit this tiger with arthritis likes being petted gently wtf is that hoodoo bullshit?"

What a mystery!

It's not like she was taunting a young tiger that hasn't eaten all day.