oh worm

I know this feeling lol

my dumbass body, which usually has no idea what's good for it: EAT TEN POUNDS OF LETTUCE IMMEDIATELY

me: okay I can take a hint

I do this too, tbh

I was just gonna say "man even these carrots are kind of sweet" and it reminded me of this story a researcher I once worked with liked to tell about her dog

"I hate salads, why do I want a salad?? ....oh"

who LOVED sweet carrots for some reason

and there was this lady at the farmers market who grew really great sweet carrots and one time dog lady was there chatting with carrot lady and after a few minutes they both realize "hm... the dog has been suspiciously quiet"

and they turn around to see this dog DIVING into the carrot barrel just chowing the fuck down

one time i ate so much mcdonalds i turned vegan for a month

brokemycrown skldfjsdklj

i was like MEAT? SUGAR? TASTE? I HATE THAT, TOFU AND VEGETABLES FOREVER ((((((((((((((