dear customer

when you order three venti cups of iced black tea no water and I tell you it’ll take five to ten minutes to brew

the correct response is not “PUT IT IN THE OVEN TO BREW”

and when I tell you that I can’t do that

the correct response is not

“NO HABLA ESPANOL?”

( I wrote that wrong but I don’t know how to do the symbol above the n )

alt 165 with num lock on

because of course i know that

I’m on my phone tho D:

well shit

oh wait

dur I figured it out

“NO HABLA ESPAÑOL”

I was like “..... dude I’m fucking asian”

without the fucking part

no quiere coffee then

No puedo cocinar el te helado.

I was an Italian major, not spanglish, that took too long to remember

put it in the oven to brew? w...hat?

IT MADE NO SENSE

LIKE THE OVEN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR TEA HAVING TO BREW

AND THEN

how did that go to no habla espanol?

he asked where I was from

i ain't even mad

I told him I’m Filipino

i'm just blindingly confused

same

I'm super confused too.

he was like “NO HABLA ESPAÑOL? REALLY?”

nevermind, i'm mad now

what does being filipino have to do with spanish?

I genuinely have no fucking clue how he went from brewing tea in the oven to asking me if I speak spanish

the only common thread here

Laura I don't understand this exchange he had with you

that the philippines were colonized by spain before the us showed up

this is the most nonsequiter conversation

that's literally all i got

he had proceeded to tell me his practicioner was filipino and he knew some spanish

and then it went from that to

grats on his Spanish???

I’M AN ECONOMIST TEACHER AND YOUR SIZES ARE WRONG BUT YOU WORK FOR STARBUCKS SO YOU SAY IT’S RIGHT

i know some fucking japanese bro, doesn't mean puertoricans speak japanese

get over yourself

I seriously just

I GUESS IF THIS UPSETS HIM SO MUCH, HE CAN BREW HIS OWN TEA IN THE OVEN

AND MY COWORKER WAS ALSO LIKE “THAT WAS SO RACIST TO YOU”

bake me a tea, laura

bake me a frapp

i really need an oven roasted frapp asap

Like ffs yo

you should have spilled one of the teas onto him when you hand it over

and when he complains you say

"no habla asshattery"

LOL

holy shit

just

wow.

i am amazed he can see with his head so FAR UP HIS ASS

idk mang