probably the dishwasher

which, again, not to my surprise but to my perpetual disappointment, has NOT BEEN CLEANED since I was here last

my lectures continue to fall on deaf ears

also the ac is broken and I might actually be dying

I'm reaching the point where I'm genuinely tempted to sabotage the dishwasher so they can't use it at all if they're never going to clean it

OH MY GOD YOU'RE IN THAT STORE AGAIN

Do you need me to send my mom over to shame them

She's retired now, she has time

you don't even want to know what I found in the dishwasher today

like

really

honestly

you do not want to know

..... probably mold somehow

not exactly

a horse's head a la the godfather

Well if it's not mold, then it's something dead.

fortunately it was nothing dead

unless you count the innumerable layers of bacterial mats that died to make the fistful of fuzzy, goopy brown scuzz I scraped out of all the nooks and crannies

Ewwwe

🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰

take that dishwasher out back and burn it

it is the only way

I don't even want to know what any of their ice machines look like...: