Ok so! You know how I like to recommend apps and like survey sites and shit but don't do it unless I know they ain't scams? Got a new one for ya! Toreba is an app that lets you play crane games in Japan. Like, actual crane games. And you can win prizes and shit from them. Now there is a pay yo play option, but you get five free plays when
Did you get hacked.
you first join, one free play ticket every day (3 on the 10th and 20th of the month) and from what I experienced one free play when you won an item and when it ships.
... no?
LOOK AT MY SEAL I WON WITH SKILL AND A FREE PLAY.
How do I know it's you. Prove it.
oh plurk you fucker with your fucking sideways pics
Uhh. prove it? Um.
What are your feelings on panda bears.
Fuck them. Fuck them so hard. Goddamnit, I would fucking punch every panda alive if they didn't live behind fucking bars.
and also mostly in China.
Okay, I believe you.
But, my hatred for pandas aside, legit app, you can win on a free game, and they do free shipping once a week.
and fuck me, it's fast shipping. they sent out on the 28th and it got here today.
wookit his spots! and his wittle tail!!
awww
Well now I'm curious: what are your feelings on Panda Express?
What id that?
Chinese fast food chain.
Oh. Never been to one, but ugh, the name is so gross.
Unless they serve panda.
Do they?
THEY MIGHT!
... HM.
Also, one downfall to this app: All measurements are in CM and there aren't detailed descriptions of the items. So if you don't know what the fuck a pass case is (they come in so many fucking shapes!) you are screwed. Or okay, "random" anime, are you d/subbed? Cause I fucking see Looney Tunes in there, will I be able to understand it?
what is a blow bottle?!
lilrebbitzen: Isn't he cute? He's keychain sized. Well, kinda. Either way, he's on my keychain.
what is a pass case
I have no idea.
What a cute free seal!
I think a pass case is for carrying a bus pass/train pass, that kind of thing.
ohh.
Oh Lorie they had the cutest otter pushed
aww
plushies, not pushed, the hell happened there
I figured.
Unless you were going for "they had the cutest otter pushed a panda right into traffic" and it got cut off.
I tried so hard to get one but it was not to be and then they replaced them and I was sad.
Even sadder than I was when they replaced the goddamn SURFING PIKACHU I WANTED WITH THE CRAPPY INNERTUBE VERSION
The little stubby tails!
Pikachu is too extreme for floating lazily in the water.
And the yellow one has too big of a mouthful of fishy!
He is.
I mean come on, the surfing one is way friggin' cooler
Oh yeah, that's so much better.
Inner tube Pikachu kind of looks like he got stuck.
A little like...would you like to keep this plurk clean since it's about wholesome crane games?
Yeah, that's a "ha ha, my pikabutt is too big to let me through this innertube." face if I ever saw one.
...
...
Aw.
I'm sorry.
Oh. Also it looks like it's not just an app, you can play the crane games on the website too?
Which is 
toreba
toreba
Also, I dunno how "innocent" this crane game should be considered. A few prizes: 
How does customs feel about the importing of vibrators?
I... do not know.
Aight and as an asshole, oh my god is it fun to watch people fail at these. Like I am 99% sure each time this guy pauses, it's to buy more points.
He and or She must eally fucking want this towel. Like, super bad.
Well, dude just done did it~ Probably coulda bought the fucking thing on eBay for cheaper...
But then it wouldn't come with the same sense of accomplishment!
And/or shame
Shame. I am very sure that after approx 5 refills of hhowever many points (Dude played about... five or six games before each long pause?) at roughly 2$ US per play, it becomes shame.
OK. My new favorite thing about this is watching people lose.
HA HA YOU CAN'T GET THAT RENJI KEYCHAIN CAN YOU?
That's what they get for still caring about Bleach!
I say with extreme hypocrisy.
... But... people still care about bleach, right? It ain't just me?! And the dude who wanted a Ranji keychain. (gross)
I assume other people besides us and keychain guy do because there's going to be a live-action movie this month.
I other news, did you know there's going to be a Bleach live-action movie this month?
I did not know this. An actual movie, not a musical?
Actual movie
Bleach Trailer (2018) Live Action Movie
Bleach Trailer (2018) Live Action Movie
Rukia has such big ears! And Ichigo's hair is not nearly spiky enough.
Yeah, it looks very fluffy.
I uh, I can't find the right emoji since Plurk seems to have switched them on me. But it's the one with its arms crossed and also shaking its head.
That's the one!
I forgot about the panty generator
d.. panty
what. I thought it was like
a crucifix
I guess they're going for a thong/g-string sort of thing?
I.,.. okay.
But if you put panties in parentheses, it will generate a random pair.
FOUN IT
Huh.
Are those spots or stains?
I do not know, and I do not want to know.
cheetah spots
There we go~!