"Ris and Snowe meeting after they haven't seen each other in a very long time." I think the generator is telling us something

perhaps

"Snowe and Iwatooshi go to a bar. Iwatooshi gets too drunk and Snowe has to take them home." Snowe, why would you let Iwa go to a bar in the first place?

HE THOUGHT IT WAS A FUN IDEA AT THE TIME...

"Jeb and Snake watching the sunset." seems kinda........ gay

pfffft

"Jeb drawing Snake." THIS SOUNDS REAL GAY

[david hayter voice] draw me like one of your french girls

"Jeb and Snake go to a bar. Snake gets too drunk and Jeb has to take them home." Oh fuck this is getting too real ANYWAY

oh shit 2real

"Faith bought a gift for Snowe, but lost it on the way home" Faith pls

would faith have a 'i made you a cookie but i eated it' phase

For shits and giggles maybe

"Tori and Snake go on a road trip." Aww...

"Tori knits an ugly sweater and forces Snake to wear it." LOL

omg imagine them doing what me and my dad did once- hopping on snakes motorcycle together and just going riding for a weekend and camping along the way

OH MY GOD YES

gfjdxhjg TORI

"Snake and Tori as buddy cops." and tori gets adopted even in this scenario

gjfhghgf i love this

SAME

"Mary and Fae in matching cosplays" matching lolita dresses

That sounds really cute

didnt fae buy mary dresses once, this is honestly so realistic

I think so

tmw when the random generator is canon

that keeps being my experience in other peoples plurks lmao

so i did one more and

oh my gosh

she would be SUCH a cute demon!!

"Mary is a demon summoned by wizard Fae to do their bidding."

Sorry deleted to put in quotes because i'm formatting dumb

BUT IKR I just can't think what on earth would make her a demon

just... the most wholesome demon who only does harmlessly bad things like pranks

she could just be born that way

born an adorable little imp

IMP MARY... hands to cheeks

snowe as an apprentice or otherwise inexperienced mage, babys first summoning

gets this cute lil imp

have adorable wholesome adventures not at all what one would expect from a wizard summoning a demon

Oh my god snowe being burdened with imp mary

"HAHA You were planning to have [insert food] for dinner buT INSTEAD I MADE YOU [other food]"
"um ok?"

fghdhgf

theyre ADORABLW

"Gwyndolin sees Claus at a local café and falls in love. They are too shy to approach them." Can someone say shy snake sniffs

omg... this is adorable.... i love this....

honestly i absolutely do ship them a bit

gwyndolin loves a fellow intellectual

And boy is claus interested in non-humans

claus do u have a kink...

Yes. He will deny it but the answer is a BIG yes.

"Mary and Artyom are the leaders of rival gangs."
uh

um.... Artyom I see but like

huh

the only gang i can see mary being a part of is like, cuties going around doing cute things and sometimes pranks while pretending to act tuff

anyways maybe someday we should rp an au where gwyndolin can wiggle his snakes on claus

yarn bombers

oh my god

im not sure if i meant 'gwyndolin can wiggle his snakes on claus' as a euphemism or not tbh

LMAO omfg hell

c:

"Artorias has offended Gwyndolin in some way but doesn't realize it."

Okay, but

isn't this probably something that's happened

i mean thats pretty much gwyndolin and literally anyone

hes not difficult to offend, lmfao

and hell be all huffy and cold shouldered about it for ages

And the award for the "Most Offendable" goes to-

"Gwyndio as a superhero and Gwyndolin as the sidekick." OH NO, IT'S CUTE

"Gwyndio and Ornstein wearing each other's clothes." ...That's slightly more possible for one than the other.

OH NO, THATS EXTREMELY CUTE!!!

gfdhdg ok but ornstein wearing gwyndios oversized clothes is a Desire

ornstein isnt a small man, gywndio is just massive

Yep, hahaha