I periodically get this urge to play fem!Tony except instead of the suave bombshell Head Bitch In Charge in fierce power pantsuits that everyone always seems to do, my interpretation would be Tony Stark, Disaster Butch
she has a scruffy pixie cut and lives in tanks and grubby jeans
Tony Stark, Disaster Butch
everyone's always like "Antonia you need to be Respectable and Professional" and she's like "it's tony and i do what i want, i will show up to this conference in motorcycle leather and thrift store jeans, i invented cold fusion u can't stop me"
I love the idea of disaster butch tony
it's tony not toni because baby antonia couldn't spell and was too stubborn to admit it
also because she hates how toni looks
"see, rhodey, tony is a fun tomboy nickname. you know what toni is? a stripper name. A STRIPPER NAME, RHODEY"
mcu r63 Tony is a Disaster Butch for the same reason regular Tony is a Dissolute Party Boy
imaa r63 Tony is a disaster butch by nature
imaa howard: /tries to sit tony down when she's like 12 for a Serious Talk about the difficulties she's going to face being a woman in STEM and running a huge business empire/
tony: /wearing one of the three pairs of overalls she has been wearing in rotation for the past year/ "I wasn't listening and also look at my new hoverbike design, it has rockets"
howard:
that's 100% how it would go down
why would fem!Tony be Pepper
right?? why does she have to be respectable when she already has pepper to do that for her
harried geeky gangly male personal assistant pepper
he just wants some peace in his life and tony is having none of it
I'm not as excited by r63 pepper, I like her as is
plus imagine whitney and pepper forging a wary truce trying to get tony to dress Like A Lady for important stuff
i was thinking 63 mcu but yesss
"tony this gala is really important, we got like 10 stylists for you ok, what are you going to wear"
"I was thinking a jean jacket"
"TONY N O"
"TONY JUST WEAR THE DRESS" "NO!!!"
on that note, tony is the biggest hoodie-stealing bitch ever
rhodey has never owned a hoodie for more than a week
this is true regardless of gender tho
does fem tony spell it Toni
like antonia or something
or did her dad just really want a boy
antonia —> tony because she does what she wants yolo