Sign on the dotted line. Flip the record over. Rewind the video before we take it back. Check the message machine.
I'm being nostalgic and old as the hills.
I still buy vinyl 
Excuse me, grandpa.. can I get some more cake?
DistortedDreams: grandpa's not too old to take you over his knee, young lady.
(I feel saucy today)
Are these Werther’s Originals in this candy bowl?