D:

booooooo

I literally feel like I'm trapped in my own house, I fucking HATE this

kill them all

sometimesamuse I once saw some absurd contraption in a suburban white people magazine that puts out shit tons of carbon dioxide and heat to attract mosquitoes and then sucks them in and kills them

it was hideously expensive and wasteful and I have coveted it for years

omg that sounds amazing i want one

Mega-Catch™ Mosquito Traps - The Ultimate Mosquito C... LIKE THIS!!!

IF I WASN'T MOVING TO CALIFORNIA I WOULD BUY ONE OF THESE RIGHT NOW

$900!!!

i can make at least $900 selling a kidney, right

this bad bitch

you can program it to target SPECIFIC SPECIES

omgggggg whoever invented this is my hero

i bet we could

find a body and sell parts

just

make a body happen i got this

are you suggesting murder as a means of acquiring an industrial mosquito zapper

I'm not opposed, just checking

look

look

it's only illegal if you get caught

i mean i'm all for this plan

also how extremely dare you change your profile pic to that, i'm attacked

forbes 500 4lyfe babey

i'm staging an intervention and adrian petriw is not invited because i get the distinct impression that he'd only encourage your bad behavior

anyway uuuh i want the aedes aegypti murder machine