I was bored...

And yes, I know that "Benny wasn't no punk" is a double negative. But I did that shit anyway, 'cause that's just how I roll.

So funneh, and that's why I love you.

and now an inspired ditty from your favourite rapper, Puff Daddy.

Let the record show that I hate P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, Piss Doggy or whatever the fuck he is calling himself these days...

The Lox tear shit up, though.