t-minus 30min

gettin dressed

/sits in here

well, I definitely should have had pearls for this outfit

I somehow don't have any jewelry that matches this dress :|

sat next to the great grandson of the captain of the HMS challenger expedition on the bus

he's not a Rich Person that's just a fun fact

wow the alcohol at the open bar is uhhh good stuff

Drink some Good Shit for me

I’m at a concert and I’m drinking not good stuff lol

/settles in

unfortunately I don't drink, lol

one of the bartenders seems really offended by that

he keeps giving me the stink-eye when I ask for water

ONE OF THE SILENT AUCTION ITEMS IS A PRINT OF THE SPONGEBOB IMAGINATION MEME

SIGNED BY THE SPONGEBOB VA

LMFAO

damn all these rich people are stingy as fuck on these auction items

shell out bitches

that building in the last pic is their exercise room

it's a whole building

it's literally a standalone building the size of a small house. for their exercise equipment

BITCHES BID ON THE FUCKIN AUCTION Y'ALL

both the live auction items so far have gone on the first bid! what the shit people

what's the point of being a venture capitalist if you won't bid impulsively on live auctions at fancy cocktail parties

this is the saddest live auction I've ever seen

all-inclusive week vacation in bali... NO ONE bid...

top resort in Maui, 6 days, worth 7500, starting at 3900. no bids. wtf

he didn't even do the last item

OH MY GOD

HE JUST STOPPED TO GIVE A GUILT TRIP SPEECH AND IS TRYING TO AUCTION OFF THE JELLYFISH LIGHT DECORATIONS

this is so embarrassing I wanna die

help

these are the homemade jellyfish lights he's trying to get pity bids on

lmao poor guy

to be fair those lights are baller looking

i'd bid on those

dude the Maui resort was NO BLACKOUT DAYS

you could go any time you wanted

you could go on Christmas with zero warning

oh my godddd