Because seriously I cannot wait and see what I can get this child up into waiting for the intro log my literally kill me

i am so happy to get a chance to play off a Frisk again omg!!!
its just a bonus MTT is literally this Frisks second favorite monster
also they showed up with 10 starfaits and 10 glamburgers. kid stocked up before going to the surface
who needs space in dimensional storage for boring things
glittery junk food all the way
MTT will not-cry grossly and dramatically about their inventory.
Sans -> MTT -> Undyne -> Toriel -> Everyone else
That's their favorites list
The smol will dance with MTT ok
also??? you know Jade and that actually makes me SO HAPPY.
I have an obsessive level of love for that game
G O O D because so do i lmao. I actually recently bought an unsealed copy for in case i overplay...my current one...again...:')
lmfao I played it first on the PS2 then when i saw the 3ds version i was like are you fucking kidding me yes pls
and that OCD level of completing every side quest
Especially Peony's bullshit
I play Jade, but also Sync
GOD ok i spent months playing this game thru with my irl bud and i literally. dragged him through every sidequest but sword dancer because fuck sword dancer and he's a trooper because walking to the end then WALKING OUT to do nebilim is ridiculous
also peony's bullshit is the best bullshit
Peony is the Karma Jade deserves
when i played him he ended up friends then dating Edward Elric casue hah shared trauma pasts
also, back on the UT track of Trauma. Frisk. is likely gonna take one look and Alphys and MTT and just well crap. Time for some Chara-related damage control
I play them as Chara possessed them, but they were right there and could see and feel everything happening but couldn't do anything about it
Good news is baby has muscle memory from murder-child's killing spree? They don't like resorting to it but. It might make them die a little less
Frisk enjoyed the shit out of that even getting their ass kicked half the time
Also. kid totally invaded MTT"s old house and read all those diaries your dirty laundry is no secret to them MTT but it's ok cause they're there to help
LOOK. they have Sans' bedroom and lab keys on them
they would've had MTT's key too but. that thing kinda disappeared on them
Frisk Undertale: Actual Hoarder
Both. Both are good. That's clearly the part of the fight that wasn't shown in the other
Both are clearly acceptable canon
and yeah no baby's a hoarder.
i just choose to believe that Mettaton is such a hands (and legs) on fighter thanks Undertale for the legs onscreen
hhhh i am so excited...!!
Inventory: Heart Locket, Dagger, Cell Phone, keys to sans bedroom and workshop
Subspace Inv: Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie Slice, Snowman Piece, Antique Revolver, Glamburger x10, Starfait x10
That snowman piece is going places
they hope the snowman's happy
And Frisk is amazing at Dodging so I seriously like to think that's part of why Frisk actually really grew attached to MTT even with the battle. hell, because of the battle. Because MTT wanted to protect people, and fought with music and bright lights and booms
and it was more like a dance and a stage show than the trauma shit with sans or undyne
child adores the brightest star in the world
Sans and Toriel are mom and dad and MTT and Undyne are clearly the examples to follow
There is literally no one there Frisk would listen to who could prevent MTT from being a bad influence
God knows Alphys wouldn't stop them
chance to influence the little human without judgement
you know apropos of nothing i'm just over here like if Frisk and Jade meet. then that's one person with a spear who will probably not attempt to throw it at them. THE ONE
(it's too late, they're already influenced)
Frisk can just be cute at jade
Especially the ones who seem like they don't want it
Jade over here like "HMMMwhat the fuck"
like I fully expect at least once someone needing to pick Frisk up becasue no that person is not safe
HE ATTRACTS CHILDREN. LEAVE HIM ALONE CHILDREN.
and this one's like, 8 and only 4'5" but by god does it have a lot of DETERMINATION.
and it will probably also flirt with him
MTT is probably only going to be worse for that little quirk
Jade looking sad at a bar or something? CHILD CLIMBING UP ON THE BAR, EYEBROW WIGGLE
MTT on a good day: HEY FRISK HOW HIGH UP CAN YOU GET YOUR LEG??? LET'S GO!!! OUTSIDE RN!!!! PROVE IT!!
that child can pull ballet shit now
Jade would just be like "can i help u" and Frisk would be like "gimme dem digits //WINK"
I headcanon the kid as a boy, but also one who's fluid enough and childlike enough to see no issues wearing a pink tutu and ballet shoes and kicking ass
god help everyone if the kid gets their hands on a bad pick up line book
or just takes shit out of Sans' example
"is that a spear in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" "i keep my spear on my arm your argument is invalid"
"If you were a steak you would be well done."
something something i'd like to contaminate your fonons SOMEONE THROW ME AWAY
oh no Jade would have to set them straight there
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
since the kid literally still has their phone with them
"actually, i would be rare as I assure you I am one of a kind"
while internally being "there should never be more than one of me"
jade don't flirt back with the 8 year old people will quesiton you even more than they already do
ok ok ok they have to text stupidly Jade would just do that to take the piss and use emotes unnecessarily
LOOK HE'S ALREADY SO FAR IN HELL THAT HE'S BEGUN TO ASCEND what is the worst that could happen
clearly the best way to make jade not looking sad
he child came onto him first
Jade that's not going to work
'If you were a library book, I would check you out.' because of his glasses, clearly
Jade writing a 20 page dissertation on how the child started it, how the child needs parents and jesus lorelei
i am so sorry because that's going to end up in Frisk going to MTT like "I need pick up lines :|"
One's a skeleton and one's a goat
So the child is the only adult
MTT would help. you know he would. please just harass 37 year old men. in fact tell Mettaton if the man is hot.
ecause Frisk is going to be feeding Alphys and Rosie
it's not even playercest ok
it's not because it's frisk being the medium
does MTT stay with Alphys i heard something about there being Pappy's old racecar bed Frisk gets to use
I'm so sad there's no video to him with it
Undertale is now for the PC, PS4, and Nintendo Switch
I have two of them and when I get paid i'm getting the switch version
i have yet. been able to complete genocide
I can never fucking get passed Undyne the Undying
But you can't tell me that's not an MTT song
I'm less than 1m in and i'm already sold
btw i will have you know that in Sav the Transformers cast gave Metta roboweed and it was hilarious
you know up until he ramped things up to 11 for like a month and then that was awkward. |D
See. Frisk just. Loves MTT so much, and it's because of his bright personality. I took the facts from asriel's comments to the well used bandaged that frisk used to be abused back in their home village
so someone like MTT who's so confident and strong and bright
they want to be like that
just so bright and exuberant and so energetic and it's like bringing light into a world of darkness
and seeing how much MTT loves the human world even if he'd never been there himself and seriously, he just barely missed out on being the favorite
Complications.
ha. hahah
y e a h. Sans is. Especially after the genocide bullshit
but MTT can be proud cause baby can do a perfect leg high kick
They're just. Not. going to comment most of their reflexes came from dying multiple times until they learned to be fast enough to run or dealing with Chara possessing them
MTT's not mature neough to be uncle
ohohoho pls never tell him. ever. guiltttttt
WELL I MEAN. YOU'RE...right...
y e a h. Kid. keeps their trauma to themselves
like they. cannot stand the sight of dust on their hands
MTT might notice they have a habit of washing their hands like. almost to an OCD level sometimse
Ohhhhhhhhhh I want him to
I want them to gently h/c off each other. let Mettaton hug this childe
Because Frisk just. Doesn't talk about chara
Because even if it was Chara controlling them, they wren't strong enough to stop it like Asriel was
Asriel was strong enough to hold off Chara's soul
Frisk didn't have the same bond and was at a clear disadvantage, poor beb
Their full Timeline is Neutral -> Pacifist -> Genocide -> (souless) Pacifist
so they've been through a l o t of shit
Good news is they keep their save/load powers in game? just, it's scaled down
which neutral did they do? or is it nonspecific?
they sitll didn't want to hurt anyone
ut then Flowey told them they could make things better by going back
and then, they thought they could go back again, make it even better than it was before
and had to sell their soul to chara to fix everything
worth it to get everyone happy and free again
Like, in another TDM for a different game, Frisk was fighting monsters, normal evil monsters that bleed and die like normal monsters but then. A xanxus showed up to save them, used Bester to turn them to stone, then dust
because they weren't supposed to become dust
that's borderline panic attack material for frisk
They can handle fighting if they really have to
but if something turns to dust they just. kind of break for a few minutes
hell, if they tripped and fell and their happened to be a lot of grey dust around for whatever reason
But so long as they don't come into contact with large amounts of dust. they just. keep it to themselves
Especially because they think Sans is the only one who knows what they've done
Mettaton knows and I am kind of curious if we should ever broach that
But. as much as they hate to admit it. They are really fucking good at fighting thanks to Chara's battle with Sans
it was their body, and muscle memory is a god send
We could, if Frisk ever breaks down and just .feels like they need to explain
ecause before. When they died, the whole timeline reset
splatter on the wall, bright yellow light, they're fine
so frisk. might. have to explain that
the save load time travel thing only applies to their own body now
not the whole timeline or anyone around them
This is a child who let a Xanxus blow their fucking head off just to show what they could do because they were trying to be friends with him
(frisk needs to find less violent friends)
Also, if you wanna dick around for fun since Frisk won't be around for like two more days, there's always still their TDM thread MTT could hit up if you wanted/have time
Frisk is just. God that child has been through so much bullshit and yet they keep smiling no matter what
I'm afraid I fell asleep just before you linked the TDM but I guess I'm watching those vids now!!
ok first of all how dare u
second of all that third video means you're all forgiven
and third is i'll see if I can tag in on the TDM because i've been kinda in a rut lately and i NEED