[it's Crack O'Clock] concept: it's halloween and someone (probably tony, but I can see nat or clint as dark horse candidates) convinces all the avengers to dress up in the Sexy™ halloween store versions of their costumes
except then there's an actual emergency and they all have to go out and fight and don't have time to change
so they're just out there in the streets fighting evil in slutty spandex
nat and clint are unfazed, thor is delighted, steve is mortified, tony is completely useless but having the time of his life on the sidelines
hulk doesn't have a Sexy Costume but is cognizant enough of the concept to point and laugh at everyone else
Omg
STEVE: 
i love it
Sexy Captain America has a titty window
To which Steve points out he doesn't need that 
to which tony opines that steve has magnificent boobies and they deserve a window
Tony, how sweet... well, sweet, coming from you ;P
free them
(stop making him blush TONY)
we need to do more with them... ooh, maybe tony bringing up this terrible idea to steve
LMFAO
I am honestly kind of swamped right now alas
I still already owe you some late tags, lol
eh don't worry about it then <3
I want to do so many things but I am slow and A Mess 
Pepper is just shaking her head while a drone tapes it all because screw you guys, she's watching this shit go down too, but with popcorn.
^ Totally Pepper, but without the 3-D glasses. (Probably with a glass of wine though. )
For Wanda are we talking comics or MCU? Because a titty is definitely making an appearance if it’s a sexy comic version of her costume.
vertices the problem with the comics costumes is I'm not sure where else you can go with some of them 
and comics steve clearly knows where it's at with the titty window 
sometimesamuse I'm a little stumped on what a Sexy Winter Soldier costume would look like but I feel like it should feature assless chaps
MCU Steve is sleeping on the titty window tbqh
That’s a lot of fabric covering midsection, it’s like you’ve never seen a sexy costume before
tits out for america
tits out for FREEDOM
God bless these titties
Or booty shorts and combat boots
so, like, a Male Lara Croft Cosplay look?
Pretty much. Probably Chinese stupidly impractical see through mesh shirt too, just to add insult to it
*with some stupidly. Chinese is what we're ordering for dinner, lol
ehehehehehe 