now I can finally fully appreciate all the excellent symbrock content

welcome to the party we have goo monsters

excellent

however i have a complaint

I feel personally attacked honestly

dredge the potomac to build the triskellion

bulldoze the marine mammal center to build a fancy science lab

why? i live here. stop that. what did I ever do to you, Marvel?

I mean aside from all the questionable fanfiction

look, Not Elon Musk gave the state government twenty billion dollars worth of useless software licenses so he owns that place now.

however when they do make a movie about the zoning and urban planning hurdles of building new headquarters for SHIELD or the Avengers or the Justice League, I will be there, the only person in the theatre

"you want it in DC? there's no room! you can put it somewhere in NoVa instead! that was good enough for the CIA, and when it's inevitably destroyed, it won't paralyze a whole city and kill thousands"

"what do you mean you want a massive underground bay for three 'flying aircraft carriers'? that was never mentioned in the original design! the ground and the soil won't handle it! it'll cost trillions of dollars to excavate and reinforce! but we have a suitable spot only sixty miles away"

I would absofuckinloutely watch that, I'll be completely honest

I want supplementary materials that's like an art book except it's a book of mock-up legal documents and legislation and transcripts of public forums about building a giant fuckoff private corporate lab and ROCKET LAUNCHING FACILITY in a national recreation area

I WOULD BE HERE FOR THAT

I KNEW IT FELT LIKE A HUGE CHUNK WAS CUT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

i was like "this was fun but everything felt so abrupt"

i need. all 40. of those minutes.