I'm preeeeetty sure C and D aren't actual blood types, Mysterious Entity

Not that it matters, because my choices sure don't!

Ah ha ha...

So we're in a nice little suburban town with an older brother gone off to college. And my side of the bedroom is depressingly bare.

And Undyne apparently has both eyes. I ATTEMPT TO DISBELIEVE!

I'm bummed that I couldn't partner up with Temmie or Noelle.

Look, I'm sure Susie has had a difficult life and is simply lashing out at others in an attempt to make her feel better about herself. But fuq u for bringing up Toriel having to bury her child

...Susie, I'm pretty sure they put light switches on the wall close by the door. Why don't we just go back to the doorway and check there before going further into the spooky darkness

You're right, this is awfully big for a closet. Either Sans set up a treadmill in here or we should probably go back. Like, now.

...too late

And suddenly I've changed from older!Chara lookalike to zombie Metaton cosplayer

Wait, we've changed from Kris to my name in the save file?

whaaaaaaaaaat is happening....

So we both got glam rock makeovers upon arrival?

Yep

And the Riverperson is the prince

Either that, or Asriel got waaaaaay too into LARPing as the God of Hyperdeath or something

Aww, now I feel bad for saying I didn't want to hear the prophecy

Welp, it's not Asriel under there!

Ralsei, huh?

Lancer called them "Kindboy" earlier, and I chose "Kindness" as my avatar's gift... possibly just a coincidence, but hey, guess we'll have to wait and see.

Wait WHY AM I LEVEL 1?!?!?!

SUSIE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO IN THE LAST 30 SECONDS

And I chose red as my favorite color, too...

relatedly its a shame you didnt listen to the prophecy bc it has cool art and a bangin music track. the shenanigans if you dont hear it are hilarious though

but you get to see the prophecy before the title screen whenever you load up the game from now on (at least, it does for me)

...aaaaand I just realized what Ralsei is an anagram of.

Susie's gonna be hell on trying a pacifist run, isn't she.

Rouxls Karrd? Who is this, part of Organization XIII?

my husband, actually,

...Huh. When I open the game back up, all I get is the file screen.

D'awww, the cute little checker guy got kinged!

i could see if the prophecy is on youtube for you

(SPOILERS!) DELTARUNE - The legend of DELTA RUNE

here we go!

its the full scene, but if you had chosen to hear the prophecy

Thanks!

And Susie decides to join the bad guys! Because of course she does!

susie is living her best life

Well, we have been kind of treating her like one, what with warning everyone about her right off the bat...

But she never really helped her case, so!...

shes doing her best!!!!

her best is just pretty dickish

Gasp!

We have funded the illicit legit purchase of a jelly donut!

"Why does a sweet little boy have a mustache."

ralseis doubt.jpg face is great

<3

La la la my choices don't matter because they'll just blow up the machine anyway~

And it kind of ended up looking like a penis anyway, so that's probably for the best...

Well gee Susie, you were talking about murdering Lancer's dad, why do you THINK he ran off?!

alana made a duck

i made a metal gear

pffft

Okay, this is the part where Toriel shows up to save us, right? ;;;

norp...

its the part where you go crazy in jail and eat moss

"2 minutes in jail and you've already resorted to eating moss."

pfffffff

Susie that is not how you sweet talk people

Don't take dating advice from Undyne

what are you talking about thats ABSOLUTELY how you sweettalk people

trashguy loves it

Susie no

Listen to Lancer

SUSIE NO

Okay... we're okay... everything's okay...

And I'm gonna take a break and go grab something to eat.

Okay, back.

Something Susie said has been bugging me.

"Everyone bleeds." But monsters literally don't.

Hmm...

Oh sure, let's trust the weirdo who claims to be the only free soul in the kingdom! A game sounds super fun!

Okay, found the second part of the key.

And now I've found Rouxls.

...Welp. That happened.

Um, wtf happened to the path with the castle bedroom puzzle?

I can't find it now that I know the solution

Oh wait, there it is

Three tries against Jevil later, and let's just move on, shall we?

Oh no, we have to save the cute checker critter!

......omg Susie's idea is beautiful

...This meeting with the king is about to go horribly, horribly wrong, isn't it.

Well, I've outlasted the battle with the king.

Now to see how else it'll go wrong! ;

WELP

On the plus side, WAY TO GO, SUSIE

i still havent beaten jevil either

and ive tried so many times

also im glad youve met my husband

did you go back and talk to him in his shop after fighting the checker dude? his dialogue changes

(if not the game doesnt save in the epilogue so you can reload to before the king fight any time)

(which i mostly use for... additional jevil attempts...)

I have not yet!

Aww, the closet's full of game pieces like we met on our adventure!

I like how the solution turned out to be "overthrow the tyrant" without having to resort to murder in the end.

Aww, getting to explore the town afterwards is nice!

.........the cemetary, though... ;_;

aaaaand there's a creepy set of locked doors on the south end of town!

And the guy from Mettaton's restaurant!

And implied! Nice Cream Guy!

And the fire schoolgirl! And the lion who called into Mettaton's show!

!!! SANS!!!

...Sans, you little shit

BUT ASGORE! HUGGING KRIS! AAAAAAAAAAA

...And a single golden flower in a vase...

AND COLOR-CODED FLOWERS UNDER GLASS UPSTAIRS WTF

...Asgore's behind on his rent? :<

yes

asgore is not handling the divorce well l-lol...

he keeps giving flowers away afer all

poor bara dad

i love how the meeting with him in this game is a reflection of the meeting in undertale

but with hugs and mild depression instead of dawning horror and impending attempted murder

SPEAKING OF DAWNING HORROR

THAT ENDING

WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING FUCK?!?!?!

DID WE JUST GET HIJACKED BY CHARA?!

nobody knows!!!!!!!!!

now we just have to wait and see if toby can manage making a full version of the game

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And the thing is, I was expecting some twist like that to happen at the end.

I just didn't expect it to be so... that.

fun fact: you can still control the soul in that scene

you can wiggle it around in the cage

So I've learned!

aaaa there's an official version of Ralsei's manual in the game files

Or you can read it online here: Ralsei's Guide

dedicated to the unending pillar of darkness that gives my body form

I love my dark marshmallow goat son

i love

just about everyone

why are they all so perfect