what in the hell.

i what

TWENTY PUMPS THE FUCK

.... RIP Ashley. She is now in with Flash, moving through time.

like, okay, this is clearly a concoction that they intend to take home and add ice/milk to and drink in several batches, but

you don't order that where other people can see it

you get a job at starbucks

and wait till you're assigned to bar

and make it yourself, when no one is looking, hiding your shame from the rest of the world

yes

people....people do that?

do what? order horrible drinks? or order huge caffeine bombs to save and split up for later? or get a job at starbucks just so they can make embarrassing drinks without anyone knowing?

in order: yes, yes, and I take the fifth

lol

asdfasdf

toasted water closet?

you might be getting too creative, starbucks

lol

I just imagine once you drink it this starts playing at 1.5 speed. Daytona USA (SAT) Music - The King of Speed

toasted white chocolate mocha

it's a holiday flavor that intro'd last year