You probably should have said son and father.

Hey... good thing you didn't say it to one of your daughters. They wouldn't even consider it.

Yeah, neither one would be at all interested in sharing power.

Right. And, girls say no automatically, non?

Damn. Turns out he'd rather play with his Lego's.

Who is the emperor though?

my wife, clearly!

Right!!

using the force on my right now. Her: "you want to make ponytail holders" Me: "I want to make ponytail holders."

when men make ponytail holders

especially bald men!

fantasizes about that all the time

Uh oh. Caught plurking. Got an IM: "you should be working!"

like dr evil and son from Austin powers?

Which is which?

Lex Luther.