Ingredients:
-3 large eggs
-all that cauliflower you have left over in the fridge that you haven't gotten around to eating. 1/4 to 1/2 head, ish, but, you know, you do you (uncooked)
-that 1/2 cup or so of ricotta that needs to get used up before it goes off
-some fuckin cheddar, not too much though, don't forget you already put the ricotta in there

-parmesan. idk how much, I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life
-pepper and chives to taste (aka a lot. go wild)
-any other shit you usually put in quiche

toss the cauliflower in the food processor and chop it up real good. add in the ricotta and parmesan, blend until it's nice and mushy

throw that stuff in a mixing bowl, add the eggs and the other shit, stir it up

pour into a baking dish (or a pie crust if you're feeling fancy and want to make real quiche, not Lazy Bastard Quiche)

bake at 350 for 40min

Result: DELICIOUS

of course it is, it's full of eggs and cheese

really though, it honestly tastes almost exactly like normal quiche, I never would have known it was a fucked up mess of ingredients if I hadn't made it myself. the cauliflower is totally nonexistent. I could probably have put twice as much in there and still not noticed it. excellent way to disguise veggies

I need to make this

nice!

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I don’t have a good processor though

I need to try this