ep1 - I have no idea what the fuck is going on or why anyone is doing what they're doing, but that's fine, I'm just along for the ride

danny is still a moron and I still love him

colleen is still the BEST

davos needs to, like, chill

like go get a pretzel and watch the silver statue dudes in central park, buddy. feed the ducks. you know what happened to the other asian marvel villain with way too much martial arts training and way too much of his identity invested in a magical birthright and an embarrassingly transparent frienemy crush on his dopey rich white guy bff?

he accidentally started an alien apocalypse, Davos

do you want to accidentally start an alien apocalypse, Davos? no? then maybe dial it back, buddy

also every time I talk about this show I become more convinced that it's just a stealth live action remake of armored adventures

okay, I'm STILL not clear on what happened to kun lun

was it destroyed? is everyone dead? there was that weird vision sequence that danny had last season but I never understood if that was like a nightmare or a real vision? it sounded like davos said kun lun was gone but he said it like danny already knew it? did he tell him that last season and I missed it? if it was destroyed why isn't danny more upset?

I'm SO lost

stop hitting on this random blonde chick, danny. you DOPE

why does this conversation sound like a pretentious art student's first screenplay

no one talks like this to strangers

..... if this is the setup for some gross boring heterosexual jealously plot I'm going to be so aggravated

this Mary chick's as-yet-unexplained anxiety attacks are giving me second-hand anxiety

Colleen's New York accent coming out when she's threatening/negotiating with the Hatchets is adorable

hooooly shit I know these are all supposed to be bad people but wow FUCK is this scene with Davos and Joy and Mika is extremely uncomfortable

if the genders were reversed here people would fucking riot

this is really gross

hmmmmmmm maybe put a big ol' honkin' sexual assault trigger warning on episode 2

WELP let's hope nothing like that ever happens again

Ward is thermite-fueled municipal dump bonfire

I love my horrible disaster trashfire baby

"things are shaky between us. I wish we could just get together and hash it out " meanwhile, Davos is plotting the destruction of everything you love followed by your eventual humiliating and painful demise, Danny

what a good boy. you dumb baby, Danny

DANNY AND WARD ARE SO PRECIOUS I FUCKING LOVE THEM SO MUCH

love Danny's Parka+Hoodie Hobo Chic aesthetic

this is the most AWKWARD. DINNER. EVER

Davos' suspicion of Danny's meatballs is giving me life

everyone is SO suspicious of Danny's meatballs

ward is trying so hard

honey

TALK TO EACH OTHER ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS YOU ASSHOLES

BE FRIENDS

colleen knows where it's at y'all. TALK IT OUT

dgjjdGdfhjFHGS I LOVE COLLEEN

this is DELIGHTFUL

this is good! this is good, everybody! keep it going! group therapy!

okay Danny, say it with me: "you're right Joy, I made a lot of mistakes and I apologize"

I am SO FUCKING INVESTED in Ward's recovery

SAY IT WITH ME DANNY "YOU'RE RIGHT JOY, I MADE A MISTAKE AND I APOLOGIZE"

nice stupid mask, Danny

"he is the weapon" F L E X

Danny oh my god you PLANNED this parley, find your chill for literally THIRTY SECONDS

ah yes. Walker is my wife now

ok holds removed and episode finished, so back to the typey types

i enjoyed this plurk and yes to everything