as the god of messages and commerce I assume he has jurisdiction over the postal system

and idk what I did but it is obvious that whoever is in charge of the mail hates my fucking guts

look, man. I've never said a word against you. I like your hat. why you gotta be like this? what is our beef, bro?? can we talk this out

haha i love the new screenname and Bucky is just rolling his eyes

oh yes the christmas murder puns were a whole thing

this is now the only genre of christmas music I accept

Omg you guys

it's the soundtrack to this excellent holiday Hallmark movie

bones help nobody omfg

i would watch the hell out of this christmas movie

"bones help nobody" -- Christmas Movie Bot 2018