HELLO. : D

HELLO!!!

HI, MY NAME IS SQUISH, I AM ALIVE AND FULL OF LIFE AND CHRISTMAS IS IN TWO DAYS

...THREE BUT >:C M-MORE LIKE TWO. IT MAY AS WELL BE TOMORROW!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

also i have a question.................

SAMMO YOU MONSTER

YOU MONSTER

OH THAT'S THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR =3=

BUN SAID I HAD APACKAGE ........AND I OPENED IT AND THIS BEAUTIFUL NEW TREASURE SACK CAME POURI G OUT AND I WROTE AND BUN WAS LIKE

"who is squish de....oh"

BUT IT IS V. CUTE AND TH- THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

oh just....one package. hmm. okay. i see.

BUT YES GOOD IF YOU COULD HEAR MY EVIL CACKLING RIGHT NOW

I have cats and i'm working on them this week while I have--- WHAT YOU NEAN ONLY ONE PACKAGE

YOU STOP THIS I DO NOT DESERVE THIS >:C LAYS HERE!!!! LIKE!!! A LOG!!!

SHUT UP YOU ABSOLUTELY DO DESERVE IT and besides the next one is not a christmas gift

...but you did get a shiny new house this year so maybe it's a present for dear house-chan

I demand you cease this immediately

NOPE

also bwaha i know your true name!!!! ...though i had to double check my lil save the date magnet to make sure

B'AWWWWW MY DUDE it is ok, I struggle with names also

BUT YES I AM GLAD YOU LIKED THE ONE AND SINGULAR PACKAGE =3=

I AM GOING TO TAKE FEDEX BY THE HAND AND TELL THEM LOVINGLY TO SEND ANT ADDITIONAL PACKAGES BACK TO SENDER WITH MY CARD ATTACHED >:C!!!!

NO TAKEBACKS

SQUISH!!! ;AAA;

I WAS GETTING WORRIED OH I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE

I was gonna text you :c

!!!!!!!!!!!

fam UOU CAN ALWAYS TEXT ME I'M SO SORRY ;A;

WORK AND LIFE HAVE BEEN KICKING MY KEESTER BUT >:C I AM HERE WITH AN UPDATE AND HUGS AND SMOOCHES AND LOVE ;A;!!!!

;AAA; GOOD GOOD

I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE DOING OKAY

Dad is doing really well!! ;w; for those who don't know or aren't familiar, he has esophagus cancer. a tumor in his throat that prevented food from being swallowed.

but he is eating and LIFE IS A BLESSIBG AND JUST >:C DANCES ALL OVER THE ROOM

I AM WORKING NONSTOP AND TAKING CARE OF HIM NON STOP. my absence has been because I can't keep up with plurk when i'm driving at least 85 miles a day between work, dad, and home... i'm so sorry.

honey NO you do not apologize

we just love you and want the best for you

exactly yes >:c

I'm just glad you're all doing okay ;w;

yes ;w;

and that your absence was just you being busy

it's been hard but I shoulda said something sooner... i'm still sorry. :C but... i'm okay. my bedtime has been basically as soon as I get home. hooray!!!!!!

I just got worried about you, fam....

SHUSH THAT APOLOGIZING OR I'LL SIT ON YOU

DAS FINE NO APOLOGIES

I WAS GONNA REACH OUT ANYWAY

I've been sleeping and eating and I'm good and doing good and >:C good lord I'm ready for 2019.

>:C yas same

2k19: year of the squish

all will fall before thy adorableness

;A; LAYS HERE !!!!!!

all have already falle

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thy adorableness is STRONG

STRONG STYLE

also

:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

SCREAMS AT U THIS POSTER IS CRAZY AND PERFECT AND

EVIL CACKLING LAUGH OF FRIENDSHIP

MERRY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HOUSEWARMING TO YOU AND BUNBUTT

we're going to frame it somewhere and CHERISH IT >8C

thank you friend ;A;!!! CARD AND GIFTS ARE COMINV FOR THE NEW YEAR WE HAD SOME UNEXPECTED BILLS ROLL IN AND >:C YES BUT THEYRE COMING

shush okay do not even worry about such things

i do this for the loud angry yelling =3= and nothing else

friendship yelling

SQUISH YOU'RE SO CUTE

ISN'T SHE i love surprising people with gifts and then sipping some good juice while they yell at me c:

IT IS VERY GOOD and i will tell at you soon i'm sure

wow you are so suspicious

that's hurtful roxy

....

it's almost like you don't trust me

Squinch I love you