yooo

we'll go to very distant lands.... /ukulele solo

ooh we got a steve rogers??

ooh

vanquish is a great ship name for mags lmao

i hope he doesn't die asking for grievous' arms

right

he just got here

don't die yet mags

oh my GOD he's on the same ship as trevor

oh no

oho

Captain Tractor - Dublin Lullaby the new theme song for the vanquish

oh my god

TREVOR AND MAGS

A Steve? /peeeeeks

oh shit a Steve

when did we get a steve???

just now! ^_^

OH SHIT MAGNUS YOU ARE NOW TREVOR'S NEW BRO

help him make fun of taako's awful ears

OH MY GOD

HE LOVES TAAKO'S EARS

THEY'RE PULLABLE

but yes hello vanquish ~

OH MY GOD

god trevor is like magnus' favorite kind of person too

EY, DON'T GO PULLING AN ELF'S EARS

but they're cute ...

you know what's also cute

that elf setting you on fire

ARE THEY LIKE HANDLES, MAGNUS? FOR LIFTING THEM BY?

"shit, i don't have my belt!"

nO!!!

no you must lift them gently

delicately

He will set you on fire, Belmont

UNDER THE ARMS, FOR HUGS

NO THAT'S WORSE

can you throw them

CAN YOU YEET THE ELF

DO NOT THROW THE ELVES

you can throw them but then they'll turn into dinosaurs and dragons and yeet YOU

Magnus is the new respected elf expert

he even speaks their language how convenient

TALK TO THE ELVES, TREVOR, YOU GIANT TURD

do not throw the elf children

tru

use ur mouth for more than drinking

the elves do weird magic shit tho

it's GOOD magic

GESTURES TO EXPLODED TAAKO

well, sometimes there's like black tentacles and shit involved but you can ask kravitz about that

hey the tentacles netted him a boyfriend don't knock them

i mean not literally but first impressions and all

AND HE DIDN'T DIE, THE MAGIC WAS FINE

eyyy

i'm so old i had to look up yeet and yeah DO NOT YEET THE ELVES, THEY'LL COME FOR YOUR ASS

magnus is kind enough to offer if someone needs to be yeeted

also had to look up yeet, don't feel bad

but the answer is always no

lup will let him yeet if given good reason

they probably have some fun battle moves after a hundred years

like "hey mags can you throw me up to the dragon's head so I can ice-knife its tongue out"

he yeets her and she polymorphs in the air

FWUMP instant enemy crush

....ok that would be awesome and also terrifying

but yeah that too

i'm sorry to whoever the grievous player is, magnus literally collects arms from defeated foes and it's really fucking weird.

/ducks back out

magnus you better not Looma's been waiting for like two years for someone else with the proper number of arms to show up don't you ruin this for her

even if they are part kitchen appliance

I am Grievous player. Feel free to add me!

SORRY LOOMA he's a terror to robots everywhere

o/!!