coughs

Whomst.

gasp

if you added me forever ago and forget who this is: hi I'm snapdragon I've been away from dwrp for a hot second

I was chara at entranceway for a longass while you probably know me from there

also hi guys hello ilu

!!!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALEX

AND THEN AFTER THAT JUST SOME STRANGER

Welcome back to this...

LMAO SORRY I WARNED YOU MY PLURK WAS OUT OF DATE

but it is good to see you lovelies

I mean I've been here less than a week and I'm fairly sure it's 50% shitpost central, 25% personal issues, 24% dreamwidth taging

and 101% excessive and aggressive homosexuality

yeah that scans

god im almost certain i added you back in hadriel.... maybe.....

that's very possible

I'm not gonna lie this long long absence has me squinting like a grandparent using Facebook

okay good we can bond over that

because idk what the fuck is going on here

"WHEN DID I ADD HALF THESE PEOPLE JIMMY SHOW ME HOW TO ORDER CORN"

also: is it just my connection or is DW down

DW lives, my dude

hello hi greetings carol!!

aw, dang, then it's just on my end

hi baaaabe

wait THAT'S Alex

hello sweet alex

HAHA yes thats meee

in all her majesty

shhhshhshshs

Queen Alex and Queen Vanessa has a nice ring to it.

...hm. I did need two monarchs for some lore I'm writing...

ALEX IS: Hungry for responsibility. Horny for teamwork.

skills include EIGHT FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

LMAo

/CRASHES IN HERE LIKE 400MPH ESKA

EMBRACES YOU LIKE 400MPH ESKA

(DW is indeed down for some people)

(aw balls)

EIGHT! FOOT! VERTICAL! LEAP!

and james id die thanks

(Triumphant Return delayed temporarily then)

What system of government would you like you and your wife of multiple decades to have, Alex?

also is there any particular flavour of queendom either of you are after

because i can make you warrior queens or sorcereress, for instance

the ultimate laws

Yes.

Absolutely.

i mean i think we're both magically inclined but ill never turn down stabbing someone with a sword

Sorcerer Queens. Got it.

SNEP I LOVE AND MISSED YOU even tho I still see you on discord

I LOVE AND MISSED YOU TOO

ITS! A! SNAPPING TURTLE!!!!

henlo snap welcome back to whatever this is

shitpost central

DW is back!!! give us the turt!!!

SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHBB

welcomeback!!

snap...........................

Hello an snep

Snapple!!!

Hey hey, Snap!! Glad to see you back here!

HELLO EVERYONE I'M LOMBVE YOU ALL

SNEP.....I HAVE MISSED U

Z

MY GLORIOUS TREASURE

YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE

BUT HOW CAN THAT BE WHEN IT IS U WHO LIGHTS UP MINE

THAT IS MY CUNNING TRICK Z

I AM THE MOON TO YOUR SUN

REFLECTING YOUR RADIANCE FOR ALL TO SEE

BUT IF U ARE THE MOON THEN THAT MEANS THE U BRING THE TIDES IN ON MY SHORES

HOT DANG Z THAT WAS THE SMOOTHEST REPLY IVE HEARD ALL DAY

NOT AS SMOOTH AS U

YOU HAVE SLAIN ME WITH YOUR CHARMS

AS YOU DO EVERY TIME WE MEET

this is gay.

We are always this way

Doesn't surprise me.,

this is entirely and completely My Brand

O: touches gently

touches

you were in my heart for all 3000, toni

D-DOKI...

sweep me away in your turtely arms, snap

these big chonky flippers were made to hold u

[insert excuse to use the pun 'scute-y pie']

dang that's good

I gotta write that one down

;Db

oh hi

HELLO

i should have used this emote

WHEEZES