I expect tdm stuff will cool down once the LA event hits because WOW does it look like a superb one

but until then I Cannot Be Contained

YES theyre the best

I'm so excite

critrole characters are like... the most "this is my oc and I love them" a Actual Canon With Actual Fandom character can be and THE MIGHTY NEIN ARE JUST SO GOOD

i have such a big place in my heart for parties that are less "chosen heroes here to save the world" and more "clown car full of chucklefucks somehow becomes a family, commits misdemeanors in the process, film at 11"

This fam gets it

we were literally chattering in our lifeaftr critrole server like "oh shit we love that tortle"

OH MY GOD were you really

YES HAHA

mollys player brought up u were there and i talked you up a buncg

bunch*

BOY I DIE!!!!!!

you're too good to me Alex

I LOVE U AND EVERYONE ELSE IS GONNA LOVE U!!!!!!

I DEMAND IT

LIES ON THE FLOOR

it for real makes me so happy that yall are so nice to my weird turtle oc

U AND UR TURTLE DESERVE IT

swoops in I second this notion.

CRIES

just let me and eska love all of LA yall are just such a gift

WE LOV

U BETTER COME AND LOVE US FULL TIME BY WHICH I MEAN APP

IM LOV TOO

time to type up the entire campaign history real quick

me, trying to impress mods with my fleshed-out and compelling character: one time their ass got stuck in a sewer gutter

Friendly reminder that you are contractually obligated to have the pisswhip

they traded in the pisswhip back at level 3, my man

but yeah since pisswhipping a man in half was

a Big Developmental Turning Point in their life

I am gonna hafta discuss it

stares vacantly at my hands

this is my life

god i can't believe i can't read this bc spoilers

all of eska's deep forbidden lore is just, like. the literary equivalent of Yakety Sax

asdsdfdsgfd

real talk: bird is letting me just link to the Secret Google Doc of their pre-campaign backstory

so the actual app itself will only have stuff covered by the recordings

I'm sorry, I know that was important, but

The Pisswhip

'trading it in' means something only in the context of a 5th Edition game

LifeAftr is not a 5th Edition game. Ergo, Pisswhip is valid.

nah man they Renounced the Way

hmmm i'm still gonna listen to the recordings but that's a good compromise

they have the knowledge but they refuse to use it again

they want to take all that destructive potential and mold it to something that nurtures and connects instead

doing harm is too, too easy

the Way of Empathy is painful and makes them less powerful than controlling elements would make them

but it heals, not harms

...that's pretty fair enough.

But Water is Healing, is it not?

~Big Developmental Turning Point~

I'm just sayin'

What's wrong with a Healwhip

would you want a firehose of stale piss aimed at your wounds

urine is actually pretty healing!

okay maybe leave the piss stuff out

just make-

I mean, yes

But for the sake of the fact this is srs bsns, I think just purified water created from Eska's Ki works

Seeing as they used Ki for their prior skills as well as their current skills

blocked. all of you are blocked. none of you are free of sin

nah, I'll be sticking to the stuff on their character sheet

if they could get perks from two different monk specializations that'd be broken as all get out

You have a gay fish with a custom subclass and race

I think Eska's allowed a singular bonus ability more for flavour than anything else

they already have a bonus power

Being Eska

I concede the debate.

pisswhip........

Bad

this is what happens when you sign on to a campaign with me

Absolute Buffoonery

Can confirm. You should see their Kobold Rogue.

LMAO APPARENTLY ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DANGLE A TURTLE IN FRONT OF ME

AND I AM ENABLED

listen i am HERE to love and support chara dreemurr

this is exactly the kind of thing that chara needs in their life, clearly

a role model who can rip a guy in half with their hands

bad news: it's supposed to get to -36 tonight and I'm already freezing

good news: i'm petsitting my favourite dogs in the world again and The Really Snuggly One is nice and warm

THAT'S NOT A REAL TEMPERATURE WHAT THE HELL

Welcome To Canada: send help

it's actually been really warm for most of winter so I can't complain that the -40 times are only comin' in now

how do you not just die

it gets to like -10 here and i can't get my car unstuck from the ice anymore

there are no humans in canada, only maple syrup elementals

oh that explains it, carry on

though thank you for reminding me to go plug in my car

lmao yw

i assume to keep the battery from dying

Yeah, gotta plug in the block heater

or else it's too cold for the car to start

it's a right pain if the battery freezes so most cars up here come equipped to heat the engine block and most long-term parking spaces will have outlets on them rofl

god okay i should draw some more actual proper icons for eska but

using an actual literal fucking turtle as a PB is also just really funny to me

big agree

man I hope I remember how to draw this silly goober TURTLES GOT A REAL WEIRD SKULL SHAPE

holy shit tonight's CR is a-killin' me

no spoilers but nott has been Big Fave since day one and I'M SCREAM