"two red hot spicey bitey boys in nipple town" is the funniest thing I have read all week
ANYWAY lifeaftr apps open tomorrow I GOTTA DO SOME POLISHING
i deeply appreciate that this may be the only time in my life I'm writing a section explaining the history of your character's world when ONE OF THE PEOPLE JUDGING THE APP INVENTED IT
bird can you tell me if the province Eska is from is Arctis or Artis I THINK I WROTE IT DOWN WRONG
THANK spelling fantasy terms is not my forte
LISTEN sometimes THE PALADIN IS THE ONLY FACE YOU'VE GOT I've been there.
Everyone else is wizards and alchemists and high-INT low-CHA rogues and then you, a beautiful Aasimar paladin.
The only character with ranks in Diplomacy.
I mean i have exactly one character who has higher than +1 cha I'm definitely not one to talk
Hi I play a lot of bards and paladins because it turns out I'm good at talking with words.
(the high cha character isn't even proficient in persuasion she just dumped everything into deception and intimidation)
My last DM liked to......... reward players with.... the most OP shit
And I ended up having a bard with a CHA of like 26.
also I've realized that I'm gonna be having a sonata form session like the actual day after I send this app
Can I find a version of that character sheet because
is it bad form to canon update a turtle after one day
I'm not wearing anything that buffs it.
That's just. From. Stat increases.
He gave me TWO TEMPLATES.
This is actually from before the second template????

here we go
The game was......... just overpowered as all hell.
also I got deeply derailed by "god how do I present all this character sheet information in a reasonably understandable way for someone who doesn't play the game" and the answer is still "i do not know"
also also the pdf of eska's character sheet is fucked up so I gotta migrate it.... somewhere
this app. is insane. i link to like two other google docs with Even More Information To Wade Through and even so it's LIKE SEVENTEEN PAGES
"how hard can it be to recap a campaign that's been going for like a year and has a bunch of lovingly homebrewed worldbuilding" -snap, a fool and a buffoon
sends a fruit basket to the mods all "I'm sorry you have to wade through a billion paragraphs and also try to figure out what all these dice game words mean"