"two red hot spicey bitey boys in nipple town" is the funniest thing I have read all week

ANYWAY lifeaftr apps open tomorrow I GOTTA DO SOME POLISHING

i deeply appreciate that this may be the only time in my life I'm writing a section explaining the history of your character's world when ONE OF THE PEOPLE JUDGING THE APP INVENTED IT

bird can you tell me if the province Eska is from is Arctis or Artis I THINK I WROTE IT DOWN WRONG

THANK spelling fantasy terms is not my forte

LISTEN sometimes THE PALADIN IS THE ONLY FACE YOU'VE GOT I've been there.

I've been that Paladin.

Everyone else is wizards and alchemists and high-INT low-CHA rogues and then you, a beautiful Aasimar paladin.

The only character with ranks in Diplomacy.

I mean i have exactly one character who has higher than +1 cha I'm definitely not one to talk

Hi I play a lot of bards and paladins because it turns out I'm good at talking with words.

(the high cha character isn't even proficient in persuasion she just dumped everything into deception and intimidation)

My last DM liked to......... reward players with.... the most OP shit

And I ended up having a bard with a CHA of like 26.

HOT DIGGITY SHIT

also I've realized that I'm gonna be having a sonata form session like the actual day after I send this app

Can I find a version of that character sheet because

It was a b s u r d .

is it bad form to canon update a turtle after one day

Welcome to OP.

a plus nine

I'm not wearing anything that buffs it.

That's just. From. Stat increases.

He gave me TWO TEMPLATES.

This is actually from before the second template????

here we go

The game was......... just overpowered as all hell.

gazes into the distance

also I got deeply derailed by "god how do I present all this character sheet information in a reasonably understandable way for someone who doesn't play the game" and the answer is still "i do not know"

also also the pdf of eska's character sheet is fucked up so I gotta migrate it.... somewhere

this app. is insane. i link to like two other google docs with Even More Information To Wade Through and even so it's LIKE SEVENTEEN PAGES

"how hard can it be to recap a campaign that's been going for like a year and has a bunch of lovingly homebrewed worldbuilding" -snap, a fool and a buffoon

sends a fruit basket to the mods all "I'm sorry you have to wade through a billion paragraphs and also try to figure out what all these dice game words mean"