illegal. illegally cold

that's Canada babey!!!!! (dies softly)

You know, I wanted to move to Canada.

Shit like this is the reason I decided I did not want that after all.

you get healthcare but the Frost Witch of the North only grants your wish if you get frostbite as an offering

I've trained myself to be okay with the sensation of being cold but my body does not respond well to long periods of chill weather.

The coldest, most hellish days of winter here are mild in comparison to that.

guess which clown didnt plug in their car last nighttttt

man I hope that spending some time with the block heater lets it eventually start I'm gonna be salty if I have to tow or try to get it jumped again

oh brrrrrr

hey! no!

it was negative 15 earlier this week and i died

this is my life now

...I would take the 111.

yeah let's trade I would gladly accept 111 Celsius at this point