I gotta do all the setup and stuff when I get home and also clarify with the mods about some nerfs

bc currently it reads like that they need ki points to do an unarmed attack so they'll only be able to do six punches a day

GOTTA RATION THE SLAPS

turtle power

hero in a half shell

I'm glad they let eska keep so much "this doesn't do anything it just has sentimental value" stuff though

eska is Mentally Prepared to lose any and all material items they're attached to but it's still nice to have reminders of people

(in retrospect, it would be pretty On Brand for eska, mind you, if they could only do 12 seconds of combat and then they went like "hm nope no more of that can I just let the monster eat me instead")

important question: when will Netflix stop sending me three emails a day

TORT!!!!!!!!!

tort time!!

AAAAHHHH YESSSS

okay I got their journal all fancy and polished, they're allowed to Go Ape Shitt on making regular ordinary attacks, and I did all the comm joining stuff

IM SET

TURT

i was about to say they should be fine cuz beau got her ki points docked too but like

she can punch shit WHENEVER

lmao yeah turns out that "it costs a ki point to do any sort of attack" thing was a mistake

yeah that would be TOO MUCH

theyve still got some understandable power nerfs but they have a Slaps Delivery permission slip

theres just a limit on the cool shit u can do

SLAPS DELIVERY

there's three monks in la right now they need a squad

little do they realize that Unconditionally Loving Your Friends is the coolest thing of all to do

and eska can do that For Free Infinitely

I KNOW ABOUT BEAU BUT WHO IS MONK THREE

CAN WE HAVE A MONK CON

Way of the Fyre Festival

HAHLHKJFGSD

there's a final fantasy char! i think it's stormblood something?

i dont know things about final fantasy

I dont know a thing about FF either my guy but Monks Are Good

the greatest job of all time is "run around and do a punch"

all i know is they punched beau during the patience trial and she deserved it

they need squad

listen Way of Empathy and Cobalt Soul have so much potential solidarity

too bad beau is the worst

"i'm a thirsty bitch who's here to sniff out drama" monastery coalition

you underestimate how immune to The Worst eska is

I DO, HONESTLY

so does beau

half their party are edgelords who think Friendship Is Fake that's just like

Their squad aesthetic now

"oh i see you're rough around the edges and being emotionally vulnerable is entirely foreign to you?" (SOUND OF 500 POUND BOULDER OF PURE FRIENDSHIP GAINING MOMENTUM)

HHALKJAHGS

PLEASE RUIN BEAU'S ASS

I AM ABSOLUTELY AND COMPLETELY HERE TO RUIN BEAU'S ASS

Y E S

I'm legit like vibrating with excitement over this

I CANNOT WAIT TO BE NICE TO SAD EMOTIONALLY DEFUNCT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

you're so cute oh my god

Snap is extremely cute and so is Eska .

GOD IM SO EXCITED

cheering and rooting GET IT ESKA

LOVE AND NURTURE THESE EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED EDGELORDS