Our characters are on a long road trip together! Who fights over the music, who demands to stop at every tourist trap, who planned ahead and brought snacks, etc?
There is no fighting over music because Protoman has declared himself DJ
Well obviously
Ris brought snacks but they’re all for her go find your own
Nakuru, the sad puppy eyes won't work here. In fact, they're liable to get you literally kicked out of the car.
Katsuya wants to stop and take photos at all the tourist traps for Instagram.
Mew is photobombing all his selfies
And then Kita takes photos of Katsuya chasing Mew once he catches on.
Kat also takes photos of small towns and streets with silly names.
Ryou is invariably disappointed when the "haunted" sites don't measure up.
Yui keeps taking selfies with Ryou doing something candid and cute in the bg
D'awww...
Question: who gets the entire group lost for an hour and why?
Angel!Nico, who can’t figure out the GPS and decides fuck it, he can totally navigate without this confounded piece of technology.
For some ungodly reason if Vanitas snuck along, he's being a lil shit and constantly changing the music every 5 minutes until someone restrains him
Does Shadow have to threaten to throw Nico in the trunk if he doesn't give up being the navigator after that incident?
Vani no
Vani stop pressing all the buttons
Vani stop pressing all the buttons
if machias is a part of this, fucking rip because he's got the travel budget on a strict leash
ya wanna stop at mickey d's fine but you better be just using the restroom
and we don't need visit that tourist center they charge you ten just to get in
all so we can pay MORE just to use the binoculars!
Machias, honey...
Katsuya accuses him of acting like a (gasp) nobleman in an attempt to get him to agree to the tourist trap detours
doesn't work because you see TEN BUCKS IS NOTHING TO RICH NOBLES 
"Greaaaaat, now he won't shut up about nobles. Nice going, Katsuya."
Cool, because Shadow has no problem doing just that. "I may be going to hell for this, but seeing as the alternative is a slightly different hell... worth it."
m...aybe.
Important question, Ren
does Mr. H have his own road trip after tying Akio to the hood of his car
...........
/ded
Number one on his playlist is "Goodbye Earl"