so we're getting our bathroom remodeled right now

it used to be a bathtub and a shower but the shower was so little that it was inconvinient and I CAN'T SHAVE MY LEGS IN IT I'M TOO TALL

SO BACK IN JANUARY bun and I splurged a bit and pooled some money together to remodel the bathroom.

the guys have been here all week working on it and they're so nice, guys

so nice, and so accomodating and

they installed the plumbing wrong

and by wrong, I mean...it would have worked correctly but

the way that it was designed was to have the faucet handles for the shower on the outside of the shower

and they....put it on the inside and I JUST FEEL SO BAD

nd bun is like "Listen, it was designed this way. We just need to be nice about it and talk to their boss-- maybe there was a mix-up?" AND HE'S ABSOUTELY RIGHT WE ARE PAYING A LOT OF MONEY BUT

i'm having horrible flash backs to complicated customers at starbucks

and I'm just like "WHATEVER IS EASIEST AHAHAHA /LAYS DOWN ON FLOOR"

EVEN THOUGH WHEN I WORKED AT STARBUCKS I JUST WANTED TO GET THE CUSTOMER WHAT THEY WANTED

so I would urge them to explain it to me and I'M INDECISIVE AND BUN WAS LIKE "U GOT DIS BB I'LL BE AT WORK, UNAVAILABLE: THE MOVIE" AND

they just called me in and i was like, "OK, I GOT THIS, SHOWER FAUCET THINGS ON THE OUTSIDE, RAIN CAN ON THE OTHER WALL"

and when I walked in he handed me a sharpie and i thought i was gonna die

honey.......

me, standing in my demolished bathroom alone with a contractor who is harmlessly trying to hand me a sharpie so i can mark where i want everything on the wall: ME??? IS THAT FOR ME???

guys, i need about 24 more hours of sleep and a functioning brain.

Oh no Squish...

oh no buddy