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Osama Be'en Yawlin' and double standards. Strangely, the two have become intertwined. I almost got the fucker, too. Had him in hand. But I
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couldn't get the note I had around his neck. So it was a worthless gesture in the end.
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And now, it's causing fights.
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EvilBenFranklin has walked out the fucking door, not saying a word to me, locking it behind him. I want that cat dead.
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EvilBenFranklin wouldn't let me. He was talking napalm this morning, though.
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Believe me, I'd love to shoot the damn thing.
Oh, at this point, I am wholly in favor of de-cat-itation.
I took a walk to calm down... and if I happened across it, and it accidentally bashed its head against a rock, repeatedly, well...
...These things happen. *shrug*
It's a dangerous world out there, y'know?
But, since there were plenty of rocks but no cat to be seen, I shall call the leasing office during lunch tomorrow, and bitch. Loudly.
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in my past lives, I have been known to use a pump airgun to, uh, discourage squirrels. They don't return after visiting snake cages...
I'm thinking of getting one of those AirZooka things, and just camping out on our porch this weekend.