that pesky device could use an inductive charger

based on moving about! handy

I want a clocky version that securely holds a breakfast muffin so I can be properly rewarded for waking up

that idea very much

that idea, except with a full breakfast

small beeping robot with a plate of full english? that's what i'm taking about

my current room is too small for that thing to move around

That is smart! Only I prefer to wake up when I damn well want to.

would have gone "slap on desk, right, just 5 more minutes! *snore* "

a battery-powered coffee pot on wheels with an alarm clock would have commercial appeal

she deserves to be pawed at if you're re-plurking her links.

hookercat

What you need is a wheely robot, that fires electric harpoons at you, and its regulated and controlled by activity, so that if you are in

room, and sleeping during a certain time period, based on thermal patterning, it *will* attack you

the only way to avoid it is learning to sleep while standing, or leaving the room

any device with any sort of physical disablement feature has an instinctive weakpoint vs my subconcious.

subconscious learns how to disable almost all alarm devices and keep snoozing regardless of complexity

even managed to log in to computers and kill -9 the process that was running his alarm without waking up

and this was done without even powering the screen up

managed to sleep through alarms if he doesn't want to get up... even with the alarm sounding constantly for 3 hours

yes, which is why I branched to harpooning/tasering

If it were possible to have a timed adrenaline release in my system to wake me up, I would have that.

it actually **is** really easy to convert yourself into a 'morning person'

just stop consuming food after 6pm and you'll be jumping out of your bed in the mornings

(just don't make me explain that in medical terms)

finds that makes it harder to get to sleep in the first place

cheese makes sleeping way easier, tryptamines!, and it gives you wicked trippy dreams

you cannot have it all kentfredric: it's either trippy dreams or 'rise and shine'

Wrong. Its really easy, JUST DONT GO TO BED UNTIL LUNCHTIME!

you'll wake about 10pm, and when morning comes around, YOULL ALREADY BE AWAKE!

queues the parade

so what happens to the body's natural biorhythm

never had one

ask my parents, they'll tell you. Daily frustration for them for the first 18 years of my life

a cat of the night also... there are no pesky people about at night, pawing at you or making noises and using your bandwidth

doesn't grammar

Dren must have read that article about mammals, sleep, and hunger too

Dren often reads unnecessary things...

meow?