coworkers: spend 5 minutes lecturing me about remembering to turn off the lights at end of day

same coworkers: ignore clients emails and memos for 5 days whole I'm away

let's play a game called "which one do you think does more harm to the business"

on your behalf.

yes but I also got to take it up the chain because I sent the owners a memo being like "I left this memo for the other girls before I left, can you help us figure it out?" which is basically a coded way of snitching on them for not doing the work

I'm an expert at petty revenge lol

YES GOOD.