PLEASE FEEL FREE TO USE THESE AS A CAPTION CONTEST

bonus: my phone's assessment of what was going on

I should possibly mention that they can't see for shit in those photos, because those are my glasses

my god it’s true

it looks great tho??

also: VERY philosophy TA chic

Yeah the corduroy jacket and the band T-shirt definitely gave the effect even before they pulled out Hannah Arendt and borrowed by glasses but

it's me i'm here to tell you that well, actually, you're wrong about marxist dialectic

this may be my final form

Side note that's actually also my jacket but they've coöpted it pretty much entirely at this point

well, actually, according to hegellian constructs of posession...

Right, I'm claiming your flat (but not the mortgage) as compensation for that. Get out of my home.

no

i will haunt you like the ghost of mansplainers past

I shall quietly remove your housekey from your keyring then lock you out while you're at work

might not work so well now I've told thee but there are sacrifices that must be made for Drama™

oh my god, I love your look

Very disappointed in the two of you who have not yet entered the caption competition

Although in fairness I am struggling to outdo my own phone here. "Depth effect" is just so good.

1) or the Best Young Philosophy TA, c'mon
2) that haircut looks fantastic omg
3) who needs to see when it's ~fashion~?

Jormies who also wanted to actually read Hannah Arendt's On Violence?

looking like that, they are probably absorbing it through osmosis. It might be a slow process so patience is required.

also none of us can outdo your phone's caption, frankly, because it's amazing

yeah sorry but your phone has already won that competition